Carabao Cup 2017/18

[MDK]

This game sponsored by: Sleep Apnea 

[Liam]

Just now, MDK said:

This game sponsored by: Sleep Apnea 

So you'll sleep and it'll kill you?

Cool.

[MDK]

3 minutes ago, Liam said:

So you'll sleep and it'll kill you?

Cool.

I hope so

[stokeriño]

[Kaney]

Can't wait for extra time at the Emirates >_>

[stokeriño]

Just now, Kaney said:

Can't wait for extra time at the Emirates >_>

And because away goals won't count until after 120 minutes, we'll get to enjoy those 30 extra minutes even if it is 1-1! What joy!

[FLiam]

22 minutes ago, stokerino said:

And because away goals won't count until after 120 minutes, we'll get to enjoy those 30 extra minutes even if it is 1-1! What joy!

I’ve never gotten that rule. One team gets an extra 30 mins to score one. 

[stokeriño]

5 minutes ago, Liam Mk2 said:

I’ve never gotten that rule. One team gets an extra 30 mins to score one. 

I know, but it's meant to be about the power of home advantage or some such.

[MDK]

23 minutes ago, Liam Mk2 said:

I’ve never gotten that rule. One team gets an extra 30 mins to score one. 

You forget about what the neutrals have to go through 

[stokeriño]

No Courtois or Morata for tonight's match at the Emirates.

Well. This'll be fun.

[Lineker]

Sheryl has gone tonight with her dad. Least I get the tele

[Gazz]

Sheryl's not a Spurs fan? Could she be more perfect?

[stokeriño]

It's been a little while since we've had a midfielder who insists on shooting from outside the box at every opportunity even though they're objectively terrible at it.

Seriously, someone ought to have a word with Bakayoko about that.

Lovely, Hazard. Lovely.

[FLiam]

Oh my God. That defending was nothing short of embarrassing. He just ghosted through the middle of our two centre backs. 

As if I’m sitting here hoping we manage to sign Johnny Evans this window.

[stokeriño]

Well, that was all kinds of nonsense defending. OG for Rudiger.

[FLiam]

HAHAHAHAHA.

What a goal. 

[Baddar]

Didn't have a bloody clue, Rudiger. Great OG. 

[FLiam]

I’ve been looking at both teams defensive shapes, and it’s so different.

Everytime we are defending, we don’t seem to have a clear shape, players are drifting out of position, getting drawn out time and time again.

Whereas Chelsea have such a clear structure and each player seems to know where they need to be.

It speaks volumes as to what happens on the training pitch, which is why we will never get ahead of these teams under the current management. 

[stokeriño]

Oh good, more sodding injuries.

[stokeriño]

Saaaaaaaaaake.

Rudiger gets an unwitting assist to add to his unwitting OG.