The January Transfer Window - 2018

[Baddar]

Latest on Sanchez is that he was with the Arsenal team at their hotel in preparation for the Palace game today, but he got a call at 11pm last night and said his goodbyes before a MIDNIGHT DASH!! to Old Trafford. 

Mkhitaryan expected to be confirmed as an Arsenal player at the same time at some point this weekend.

[MDK]

Chicaricho to Besiktas 

[Baddar]

BBC are reporting that Mkhitaryan has agreed to join Arsenal, and will have his medical tomorrow and Monday. 

It'll be a straight swap, too, and not Mkhi + £25/30m as had been rumoured.

[FLiam]

Sky Sports are now reporting that Chelsea have switched their attention to Ashley Barnes. 

[Gazz]

I'm pretty sure at this rate, I'm going to be getting a call about the availability of the top scorer of my under 9's before the end of the window.

[stokeriño]

The guy responsible for this? Fuck off.

[FLiam]

1 hour ago, stokerino said:

The guy responsible for this? Fuck off.

But he's a Man United player now, so it's OK, right...?

[Baddar]

[DavidMarrio]

Full kit wanker

[Colly]

3 hours ago, Liam Mk2 said:

But he's a Man United player now, so it's OK, right...?

Yeah, I'm fairly certain I could find a delightful tackle from most Premier League players. We were even linked with De Jong not too long after he broke Ben Arfa into 4 bits. 

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

If we're intent on buying a new striker, I'm liking the Dzeko rumour a lot more than I'm liking the other rumours.

[MDK]

1 hour ago, Japanicode said:

If we're intent on buying a new striker, I'm liking the Dzeko rumour a lot more than I'm liking the other rumours.

Dzeko is a cheap man's Crouch 

[stokeriño]

1 hour ago, Japanicode said:

If we're intent on buying a new striker, I'm liking the Dzeko rumour a lot more than I'm liking the other rumours.

Evidently Chelsea saw my joke about signing a lamp post and decided to go get a player who was literally nicknamed Lamp Post...

[Lineker]

 

 

[stokeriño]

Oh fuck off with that piano.

[Baddar]

I thought it was Glorious myself.

[Kaney]

Ffs

[FLiam]

Sigh. 

Although, if we get the Aubamayeng deal sorted, I think we’re in a good position offensively. It could have been a lot worse. We knew Sanchez was going, it just sucks balls that he’s joining Mourinho of all people. 

[DavidMarrio]

Fucking Man Utd....

[Adam]

#Pogback, and all that.

Surprised they didn't go with something equally ridiculous, like #SanchIn. Or #SirAlexis.