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Heel Turn

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Everything posted by Heel Turn

  1. *solemnly does the Batucci*
  2. dating a crazy chick is like working yourself into a shoot

  3. "I've seen talk of an IRC chat during Raw and the like (a separate apology for WrestleMania should also be issuedd :() and I hope any of you that use it will come back to the board for discussion as The Ring is something we've always prided ourselves on and I'd hate to see it ruined. " Too late.

  4. "Is our snake being confiscated?"

  5. Benadryl is the most effective anti-allergy medication because it knocks you the fuck out. Can't sneeze if you're dead asleep!

  6. Back from the west coast tour. Seattle is still the best western city, but Santa Barbara has the hottest girls. Protip: avoid any youth hostels located directly adjacent to strip clubs.

  7. Flying out to Seattle tomorrow, and then road tripping down to SF and LA. See you all in a week.

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      Enjoy HT, take care.

  8. Jesus christ, EWB comes up with the most uncreative and unfunny memes.

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      Does that make TPRI Emilio Estevez?

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      And Teej is Martin Sheen?

    4. DMN in the House

      DMN in the House

      That's funny, because he just visted me at work with some friends, and we were joking about it, and I told him he was the Emilio to my Charlie!

  9. JHS, please report to EWB's favorite films thread as apparently, you and I are the only people who can appreciate Blade Runner on this forum.

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Also, voting needs more The Warriors.

    2. Maxx

      Maxx

      And Cocktail

    3. GA!

      GA!

      And Batman & Robin

  10. 1. Blade Runner 2. The Usual Suspects 3. The Shawshank Redemption 4. Children of Men 5. Pulp Fiction 6. Heat 7. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 8. Goodfellas 9. The Princess Bride 10. Ferris Bueller's Day Off EDIT: I'm seriously the only guy to list Blade Runner? Fuck all y'all.
  11. Monsters can spawn next to your bed if it's up against a wall of your house/cave/miserable shack. Always leave at least one block between your bed and any walls.
  12. Mmmm, whose saddle is this? That's Uncle Taint's.

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      How long's he been ridin', Tex?

  13. Just read the results. Hailee Steinfeld got robbed. The rest of it, I'm okay with.
  14. I needed a cigarette after that promo.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      My name is iDOL, I used to be a mod, and I have no qualms about spoiling Raw. <_<:P

    2. IDOL

      IDOL

      well, cock. WTF was I thinking. :(

    3. Sousa
  15. The Rumble: more highly anticipated than Wrestlemania?

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    2. Universal

      Universal

      Yep, just thinking this.

    3. Josh

      Josh

      It's the most-must-see pay-per-view event in WWE.

    4. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      PUMP IT UP PUMP IT UP

  16. Apparently, when I got into the Ketel One the other night, I ended up buying a $100 lucha libre mask off of Highspots. Some people drunk dial, others get in fights, I order Mexican wrestling paraphenalia.

    1. Molly

      Molly

      there are worse things you can do drunk.

    2. =BK=

      =BK=

      Random mask or one of a wrestler?

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Now Jey Uso will never see it coming!

  17. I was out all day, and just caught today's highlights. AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  18. Qatar just needs someone to go above and beyond in doing some great deed for humanity to dispel the negativity surrounding them. A type of Qatar hero, if you like.
  19. I was up all night exploring a cavern, only to be gangraped by a trio of zombies. Next time, I'm rolling with an iron sword and some arrows.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Armor is more important than an iron sword. You can cut a bloody swath through the caves with a stone sword, and it won't make a whole lot of difference. Hell, with clever block placement, you can knock off zombies in particular with your fists. Use your iron making helmets, leggings, and breastplates, and then go down there and wreck that shit.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      It's more fun to imagine HT doing this in New York.

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Iron sword and arrows? Against zombies? No! You use a morningstar!

  20. I just bought Minecraft and it's the most addictive thing I've ever played.

    1. apsham
    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Yes. YES. JOIN US.

    3. Rocky

      Rocky

      I remember that feeling... Still around too.

  21. I see what you did with your new sig.

  22. Posting because I pictured Eli faceplanting again like the impossible dullard he is and I started laughing all over again.
  23. Eli hitting the field like a dead fish and losing the ball was fucking hilarious. That is all.
  24. Not with that defense. You tell me all the NFC teams that you realistically think have a better than 50% chance of beating the Eagles in the playoffs. Falcons, Saints, Giants, and Packers. Better defenses and better playcalling/clock management in close games. We beat the Falcons with our backup QB. We came close against the Packers with our starting QB out injured. Probably would have won if not for that. We've got the Giants next week, and I like our chances given how inconsistent they are, as naiwf pointed out. Saints are the only team I'll come close to conceding given that they lead the league in pass defense, but they haven't faced an offense as explosive as ours is. I don't think their coverage comes close to matching the speed of the Eagles receivers. The only team we've lost convincingly to this season has been Tennessee. If not for a few key injuries or missed plays, the Eagles could easily be 8-1 and leading their division.
  25. Not with that defense. You tell me all the NFC teams that you realistically think have a better than 50% chance of beating the Eagles in the playoffs.
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