The Mask of Norro

zOMG! You're right.

For future reference: What the hell happened to W? Mick ate it.

Are we restarting now?

Oh, you didn't hear?

Oh, you didn't know?

Is your ass trying to make a phone call?

He died of Yellow fever, if you know what I mean.

Still, he died doing something he loved, if you know what I mean.

Now no one will bring back the axis, if you know what I mean.

... because I would totally kick up a shit-storm over another person picking up their pre-order too, since I'm such a colossal dick. Of course he didn't pre-order it, are you serious?

So, battle won. Apparently he opened it but hasn't used any of the codes, so he's bringing it back in on Thursday for me to pick up.

Pretend that all of the codes were used and then demand compensation.

Demand Cockpensation.

OBSCURE SIMPSONS REFERENCE~!

I could care less one way or the other.

the phrase is "Couldn't care less" saying "Could care less" suggests you do care, even if it is only a tiny amount.

... I live near a Sonic. If I try this thing and it's awful it's your head, Cloudy >_>

I want Sonic!

I've never been to the states, so no deliciousness for me (...well, assumed deliciousness)

The real question is how many ankle locks this shake contains.

Please, Ace, *I* don't even remember what I did in BRII. And I got an A on that paper, Sousa, MY STRATEGY WORKS.

"I think I will not have sex with anything today."

SRR wins.

I dont know how to play Risk

Not sure I'd risk it...

¬_¬

I'd play. Played far too much of that game growing up

MKV doesn't play on my Xbox!

Fucking love Toradora.

Started watching it earlier, eight episodes in. So far, so good.

You're getting old, Norro.

Worst beatdown ever.

The beatdown hasn't begun yet! These are warning shots! WARNINGS SHOTS! >_>

"God, I wish was more like my best friend LL."

"Did somebody call for the Masked Brigade?!"

Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Chinning Man!

How could you tell where it was coming from?

If it's coming from your stomach, you wouldn't cough it up. It would just come. Coughing means it's coming from your lungs or windpipe, and you can generally notice the pain of your throat going raw if it's coming from your throat.

Uh, you try having blood come up your throat from your stomach and not cough. Hell, try to have anything come UP your throat and not instinctively cough/choke on it.

I have a friend

Don't we usually have to accept friend requests? Have you used mod powers on us?!

See, I saw that and my first thought was BR II

YOU GOT A FRIEND IN ME!!

Even driving the Mako?

Even driving the Mako?

Dirty Norro Secret: I did every single Mako mission and loved every repetitive minute of it.

Then again, I played through Assassin's Creed 1 start to finish with a smile on my face and never once complained about the repetitiveness there, so...

On what grounds did they terminate you?

Seriously. I smell a lawsuit...

You can't quit, you're fired!

:(

I'm just over halfway through the entire collection now. Oh my God this is such a powerful comic. The story, the characters... augh, I want to talk about what I just read but damn it spoilers.

You can talk about it to me, Norro, I'm up to date as of issue 73.

Totally might shoot you a PM then. Just got to issue 60, figure that's a good stopping point for me considering I just officially started reading the comic a few hours before I made this status update.

Is porn fan fiction a thing? Sex stories maybe, but do actual "fans" of porn stars write fan fiction for them?

Because that would be even worse than the Twilight stuff.

Lisa Ann and Johnny Sims are my OTP

Pasta bowls are AMAZING.

To be fair, the pizza is now a lot better than it was before.

I'd agree to that. Their new recipe was a step up to say the least; though I've not had it prepared as nicely as it was during that first week they unveiled it. Ever since it just feels like they're coasting on the hype.

Pics of Lorina's graduation or it didn't happen ¬_¬

congrats.

Congrats, man.

VG...Characters? Terrible idea. Do a top 100 games list

Video game mural stalled out because time disappeared on me. Top 100 VG list has been done by someone else already on EWB. Characters list is kind-of my thing.

My failed thing, but still my thing.

We need a new and updated top 100 VG!

A guy that used to work in my store worked for Alltel at one time. He told me he and his co-workers had a memory card in the back hidden, so when someone brought in a phone they would check it for pictures of naked women, and if there were any, they'd go to the back and copy them to that memory card. They had thousands of pictures by the time he left. I would love to work in a repair center, though. T-Mobile doesn't have any.

I want my nerf gun.

tl;dr

No, but knowing you you'll probably die before anyone else even starts. You suck, is what I'm saying here >_>

And in less then 20 words too. Good restraint Norro.

I'm in.

You know aside from the time I went when I was 3 (which of course, I don't remember), I've never actually *seen* the Magic Kingdom. I've seen pictures, but I've never really grasped the size of it. Didn't see it this time, either.

Oh and yeah, sorry about the delay Marcos. It's not like an epilogue will take long for me to write, it's just that it takes forever to get the time to write it x_o

Go when you have kids.

Oh, and... yeah, it's not really that small. Comfy shoes are a must.

You better do it. Sousa fired me from doing it because I was too busy painting the bars underneath the ring.

I gave you a plate of blintzes to paint my chicken coop!

It was only in researching this name trend that I learned just what the hell blintzes are.

Wow.

I did that four times a couple of nights ago.. I didn't realize it was a big deal.

Ruki is in awe of anyone that can get full extraction on bronze.