Sousa
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I'm sick of #NachoShield. I suspect it would provide very little protection against actual gunfire.
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You do realize your profile name is theJIZZ, right? There were other options, you know.
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I hadn't realised no.
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https://twitter.com/hashtag/JOSHINIGHT Click here and click "All" and watch a bunch of awesome joshi matches.
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#JoshiAll
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I hope you beer-bellied EWB sharecroppers have a big box of tissues because it's gonna be a lotta wet eyes out there when you see your 29 spineless cockroaches that you call your heroes go down in defeat against ME because it's EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF and I'm always a winner!
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Why is Big Hero 6 afraid of Big Hero 7? Because Big Hero 7 Big Hero 8 Big Hero 9.
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They were all also eaten by Big Hero 7.
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You're fucking fired, Sousa.
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Related, and from a thread on ewb iirc:
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Ever since that horrible night, Six hasn't been able to sleep. Could you, knowing that every time you drift off your subconscious would bring the memories back to the surface? Sometimes Six wonders whether this isn't the cruelest torture of all, being left alive, remembering the noises Three made towards the end, the last dying gurgles from what was left of Five's face, the sight of One and...
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It didn't matter which pill you chose because Morpheus was secretly in the employ of Big Pharma.
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Where did Heyman come up with the "Hustle Booty Temp Tats" or whatever name for random models and why didn't he think of a better one?
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Ten years ago, we had Bob Hope, Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Albert Ethics in Video Games Journalism.
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TV. Went on a spry after killing the radio star.
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Thank fuck Kevin Bacon is still alive
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Also ten years ago we didn't have Johnny Cash nor Bob Hope as they died in 2003. CHECK YOUR FACTS, SOUSA :@
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FUN NEW GAME: Pretend "DQ" as it pertains to wrestling stands for "Dairy Queen."
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Looking back, Mick Foley's expanding waist line could have been as a result of all the Dairy Queen matches I can see on his record...
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I hate when two guys have a 20-minute match and it abruptly ends with some guy running out with Peanut Buster Parfaits.
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I prefer to think it stands for Dennis Quaid.
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http://lodownwrestling.wordpress.com/2014/11/07/the-fingerpoke-of-doom/ In which a giant man from Liverpool and I discuss fingerpokes and their doom components.
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They show them Sauron's eye. The doctors show them the eye. But one of the university students points out that the eye was scanned backwards and if he had another war he wouldn’t die. In fact it wouldn’t make him any worse than what he is. Saruman is now 41 and Sauron 45. They have to tell Sauron the truth.
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They call him and his family in. His son is now 18 and is a pretty good warlord. Sauron comes in and they sit him and his wizard down at a table and his kid waits outside. They say “Mr. Sauron we have some news for you about you eye.” Sauron says. “What am I about to go blind or something? Doctor “no, no Mr. Sauron. We took the scan of your eye backwards. You can still conquer. There is nothing stopping you from ruling Middle-earth except for Frodo Baggins and Tommy Gunn.
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Bunnies bunnies are so fun; Bunnies bunnies for everyone!
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Did I mention that this guy changed "statuesque" to "statuest" just so he could make it rhyme with "test"?
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