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  1. Sousa

    Teenagers were born too recently.

    1. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      RIGHT? Stupid teenagers. Cut that out.

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Yea I know, teenagers today were born when I was still a teenager. Well, just barely, I was 19 for most of in 2001, but still that's not right.

    3. Benji

      Benji

      U R a 90s Kid if u rmember Spongebob lol

  2. Sousa

    Recruit Kony to fight ebola.

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      Recruit Kroney instead.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Misread this as 'Recruit Kony to fight the Ewoks.'

    4. RPS

      RPS

      Sousa, Kony references are my favorite thing. You've made my day.

  3. Sousa

    Lisa, a man who has LOTS of ivory is LESS likely to hut Stampy than someone whose ivory supplies are low!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      (I forgot that line existed and oh my god.)

  4. Sousa

    Never mind that shit.

  5. Sousa

    My dick is a journalist.

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      Your drug is a heartbreaker.

    3. badotori

      badotori

      Gives hard copy a whole new meaning

    4. Berober

      Berober

  6. Sousa

    Let's have some rice wine just for the sake of argument.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      *rimshot*

  7. Sousa

    [PearlKing intensifies]

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Lousy Pearl King.

    2. Mick

      Mick

      *FLANKS*

    3. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      *Summon Bolt*

  8. Sousa

    I keelled a man. With THEES THUMB.

  9. Sousa

    Yo, yo! Where future Ristar at?

  10. Sousa

    I will instead accept the lesser title of EWB Saucier. Also it comes with double prize money.

    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      You're S-A-U-C-E

      SAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCEEEE!

  11. Sousa

    Pumaman, he flies like a moron!

  12. Sousa

    Social Justice Road Warrior is here to tear the patriarchy's head off. SHAME 'EM, HAWK.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      That face paint has been culturally appropriated from the native american people :/

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

    3. Benji

      Benji

      And that well belonged to poor starving Africans :/

  13. Sousa

    Dickity? Highly dubious!

  14. Sousa

    A fun game: replace virtually everyone's dialogue in any Harry Potter with "Fuck off, Potter; I want you dead." It works!

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      Enoby doesn't want him dead.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      "Hagrid wants to meet you in the woods tonight, and bring your father's cloak."

      "Why?"

      "So he can hide your body, Harry. Just fuck off. Fuck right off, you fuck."

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Your theories intrigue me and i wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

  15. Sousa

    I'm writing up hot Boehner/Pelosi fan fiction. I call it "Both Sides Do It."

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Lisa Ann will play Pelosi in the film adaptation.

  16. Sousa

    "I just don't understand why you Greek kings feel like you need to go to war over a lovers' spat." "NOT ALL MENELAUS."

    1. Boulder

      Boulder

      "Euripides?"

      "Yeah, Eumenides?"

  17. Sousa

    Sign up for WWE Network Mafia!

  18. Sousa

    Ruth Big Van Bader Ginsburg.

  19. Sousa

    At a certain point you have to lean back and say, "Wait, why am I following Velvet Sky on Twitter again?"

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    2. Benji

      Benji

      Let the Twittahs loose?

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      bewbs

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      She is really awful at pretty much everything. She's like the last vestige of horrible 2007-ish women's wrestling. She is the Kelly Kelly of 2014.

  20. Sousa

    The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is Batman.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Alexander Knox and Vicki Vale are on the case!

    3. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      What can stop a Batman with a gun?

    4. GA!

      GA!

      Mummy and Daddy issues.

  21. Sousa
    Come sign up for Conquerors of Yddsil! Bloody up your neighbors some!
  22. Sousa

    General Electric. And Admiral Combustion.

  23. Sousa

    Conquerors of Yddsil begins this week!

  24. Sousa

    TATTOOS OF MEMORIES AND DEAD SKIN ON TRIAL

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      UP IN HERE

    3. Plubby

      Plubby

      UP IN HERE

    4. Josh

      Josh

      YA'LL GONNA MAKE ME KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

  25. Sousa

    I don't get the ending to Inception; I STAY the ending to Inception.

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