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  1. Sousa

    "I still remember our first fight. Now I'm gonna make you pay back, Banzai!!"

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Aaaaaaand I'm done, now I can retire in peace.

  2. Sousa

    Yo girl it's the legend of bagger vance, be out here on the court in my fine ol' golf pants, throwin' out irons and wedges and woods, damn girl who knew golf could feel this good

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      (Here comes the Bagger Vance! Country club defender!)

      Wooooo! Ha-ha, ha-ha.

  3. Sousa

    Would you be interested in a TRADE agreement with ENGLAND?

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    2. Benji

      Benji

      Said the Welshman.

    3. Berober

      Berober

      Sure, let me just take your balanced trade offer and add a few hundred more things for you to give me first.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      "Sure, I'll give a research agreement in exchange for ALL OF YOUR COAL AND IRON AND GOLD PER TURN AND IVORY AND PEARLS AND INCENSE AND SILVER."

  4. Sousa

    nooooooooo, our awesome list of hip-hop wrestlers got bumped off the front page, and before I could make my planned Public Enemy joke. :(

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    2. Hornswoggle4PM

      Hornswoggle4PM

      Um... Violent JTG and Shaggy 2 Cold Scorpio Dope? It's a bit shit but that's all I've got right now

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Damn it, Hornswoggle, don't push me 'cuz I'm close to the Edge.

    4. Hornswoggle4PM

      Hornswoggle4PM

      Junkyard Snoop Dogg

  5. Sousa

    Andre 3000 the Giant.

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      DMX-Pac.

    3. The Heartbreak Kid

      The Heartbreak Kid

      Fat Joe Malenko

    4. Hornswoggle4PM

      Hornswoggle4PM

      God I've missed this kind of stuff. Also, Ad-Rocky Romero

  6. Sousa

    Don't stop in East Cleveland or you'll die.

    1. Lint

      Lint

      I have some relatives that live in Cleveland, and I've seen that video. I can attest to this

  7. Sousa

    This guy. This guy for President.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      (I mean you not Rick Santorum. <_< )

  8. Sousa

    Holy shit. That is the best possible Ethan.

  9. Sousa

    I still haven't gotten a reply.

  10. Sousa

    Drowning Pool has now run several unsuccessful Kickstarter campaigns. They keep being told to give up on it, but they're adamant that 1. someone's got to give 2. someone's got to give 3. someone's got to give.

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      Nerf is a dirty thief.

    3. Nerf

      Nerf

      No shame

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      Nerf is literally the worst.

  11. Sousa

    Do you like wrestlemusic? Of course you do! I have created a thread to catalog your preferences, and it HUNGERS for input:

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME?

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Hey, I didn't invent the "no Alter Bridge" rule, YI did (I think).

    3. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Somebody help me find Yujiro's song.

  12. Sousa

    Listen up straight, y'all biscuitheads, I'd like a piece o' dry toast wit two scrambled eggs. Order hash browns make em extra crisp, a glassa orange juice anna bowla cheese grits.

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      That man has just ordered breakfast in the middle of my rap song!

    2. Mick

      Mick

      You get chipped beef on toast.

  13. Sousa

    Sir, we're being attacked by an ugly CGI monster from a 90's movie!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      (My wife's reaction to the lobster thing in Atlantis.)

  14. Sousa

    I just noticed your "Bandits! Wolves! Bandits riding wolves!" thing. Well done.

  15. Sousa

    "I wonder what happened to M2M?" said no one ever.

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    2. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Don't Say You Love Me was a bizarre choice for the first Pokémon movie, it had nothing to do with the plot at all.

    3. Mongrel

      Mongrel

      You can always watch an old man cover it in Norwegian on Hver gang vi møtes!

    4. Mongrel

      Mongrel

      I think she's the one that sang "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" with Meat Loaf.

  16. Sousa

    Pluto is not Fraggle Rock.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      No, no, Pluto is a dog.

  17. Sousa

    "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Batman.

    1. HC

      HC

      It's about time a Blackman gets to play Batman.

  18. Sousa

    Can Eminem be prosecuted for filing a false report about the death of Dr. Dre? Let's find out.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Radio won't even play his jams. :(

    3. JasonM

      JasonM

      And speaking of Dr. Dre, how did he get his doctorate? And what is his Ph.D?

    4. Monkey D. Lars

      Monkey D. Lars

      I think his PhD. is in Beats.

  19. Sousa

    Pretty sure Kimmy Gibbler just insinuated that this dude was going to get fucked by a chicken.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      UPDATE: It was an ostrich actually.

  20. Sousa

    Let's say there's an explosion at Thanksgiving dinner..

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Perry Saturn did. You're welcome.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Berober survived because he was seated at the children's table.

    4. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Thank god, I was getting tired of Universal explaining the virtues of sitting at the kiddy table.

  21. Sousa

    It's impressive that Monsters Inc. has a huge variety of monster body types but gets by with only one uniform type of toilet.

    1. HC

      HC

      One size shits all.

    2. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Workplace toilet diversity is for liberals.

    3. Benji

      Benji

      They're not toilets, they're poop monsters that eat poop. Y'know that feeling when the water splashes back into your bum? Toilet monster.

  22. Sousa

    Rage Against the Rube Goldberg Machine.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Rage Against the Von Neumann Machine.

    3. JasonM

      JasonM

      Rage against the Heart-Lung Machine.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      Rage Against The Machine and Damaja.

  23. Sousa

    Instructions for Life: 1. Have a child. 2. Wait a few years. 3. Play Animal Crossing with this child.

    1. HC

      HC

      Well, damn. I guess I should go ahead and get started.

    2. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      I can't do 3 :(

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Yes you can, Srar! I believe in you!

  24. Sousa

    ...man, the Muses are the only black characters in Hercules, and. Well.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Also HIS GREEK NAME IS HERAKLES DISNEY NOT HERCULES.

    2. HC

      HC

      Well, that came out of left field.

  25. Sousa

    I've got some Huey Lewis and the News for you Back to the Future fans.

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Yesterday was the day Marty McFly went to in the future, you all missed it.

    3. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

    4. brenchill

      brenchill

      The best status

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