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  1. Sousa

    Vote for me in the Pop Prom and I will +1 your posts. Hey new people, this could be your chance!

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      Less... evil? Zuh?

    3. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      Is there a 3rd candidate that doesn't bitch? I'll vote for them. XD

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      I'm not bitching! I have much to offer you in the way of important reputation points.

  2. Sousa

    The Man with the Yellow Hat stepped out of his clothes and into the shower, letting the steaming hot water stream across his naked, muscular body. George was curious.

  3. Sousa

    I have no opinion on Dan one way or the other.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I'll tell him you said...hello.

  4. Sousa

    Thank goodness for Prince Iaukea!

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Heeeeeeeey Iaukea!

    2. Kane's Mullet Slacker

      Kane's Mullet Slacker

      That's The Artist formerly known as Prince Iaukea to you.

  5. Sousa

    I think I'll start liking Brodus Clay again if they do an angle where they find a female Funkasaurus and WWE's top scientists try to get the two to mate. And by "WWE's top scientists" I mean, of course, Damien Sandow.

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Mark those spoilers. Not everyone is as clued in as you on Kharma's return.

    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Hoskiraptor!

    3. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      Kongasaurus? Dr. Sandow?

  6. Sousa

    Some people are jam-up guys.

  7. Sousa

    Hey Scott Steiner, I heard you are upset about Garrett Bischoff. Why don't you tell us about it on Twitter?

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    2. SlicedBread

      SlicedBread

      I'd much rather want a Steiner rant show on Spike TV than Impact.

    3. tenaciousg

      tenaciousg

      If it was just two hours of Steiner putting fat guys in the Recliner while he spoke about stuff, I'd watch it.

    4. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Someone should introduce Scott Steiner to Youtube. To Hell with Twitter. I want a Scott Steiner Youtube show.

  8. Sousa

    I hope Thomas Kinkade died peacefully in one of his many sylvan cabins near dusk in the winter time.

  9. Sousa

    Things Conservative Talking Heads Know About Saul Alinsky: 1. The title of his book

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Well, they've got me beat.

  10. Sousa

    Looking forward to seeing your mom tonight.

  11. Sousa

    I saw three people at Wal-Mart in hoodies. Managed to not shoot any of them.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Great. Now none of us are safe. Thanks, asshat.

  12. Sousa

    If you are posting in the ring and your joke begins with THEY SHOULD BRING IN THIS MAN and ends in a picture, make a funnier joke next time.

    1. Josh

      Josh

      "Hey remember [obscure/failed wrestler x]?" is the go to laaaazy wrasslin' joke.

    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      Who?

    3. Mick

      Mick

      Maybe we just need joke or sarcasm tags :shifty:

  13. Sousa

    Is your avatar a picture of Our Man Debojit?

  14. Sousa

    The WCW Saturday Night Youth Hostel is NOT live in the Dome.

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    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Well it should be! Get on that!

    3. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Well it should be! Get on that!

    4. apsham

      apsham

      How will Sick Boy ever get better now?

  15. Sousa

    Holy kliq, it's crap.

  16. Sousa

    It worked!

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    2. Maxx

      Maxx

      I know that is just your anger speaking, and you can't help it. I forgive you.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      I love angry primates. Angry primates are my favorite.

    4. SRN

      SRN

      No.

  17. Sousa

    WISE FWOM YOUR GWAVE.

    1. Jason Patricks

      Jason Patricks

      I'd wathew not...

  18. Sousa

    Someday I'm going to play an EWR game centered around 2 Cold Scorpio, 2 Tuff Tony, and 21st Century Fox.

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      But there's three of them!

    3. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      2+2+21-(2+2+2+1)=The Undertaker?

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      They are always the first three alphabetically. If I become a wrestler, my name is going to be 1 Tuff Cookie. And then I will be first!

  19. Sousa

    The best way to get an answer from Hammy is to threaten to disempenis him.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Never mind Hammy, figure out how to get a response out of Kliq. We've been waiting ages!

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      If I threaten to disempenis kliq I will likely be disempenis'd and will instead have to use the one from Srar's chair.

  20. Sousa

    IS SCHRDOINGER'S STATUS ALIVE... OR DEAD?

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    2. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      fuck Schrodinger! it's all about Pavlov's dog!

      horrible band!

    3. Mick

      Mick

      Schrodinger? I hardly know 'er!

    4. SRN

      SRN

      No.

  21. Sousa

    Afa is my captain.

  22. Sousa

    Broskies before Chomskys.

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    2. Matt

      Matt

      Skinner > Chomsky

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      Noah one ahead of Chomsky.

    4. S.V. Ellis

      S.V. Ellis

      Chbosky.

  23. Sousa

    Ringtone is now Joe Biden blessing America from space.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      HEEEEEEEEY!

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      I doubt you'd even be able to hear him.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      In space, no one can hear you 'EHHHHHHH!'

  24. Sousa

    We found love when you sat on my fa-ace.

  25. Sousa

    I am back and posting on EWB again after 24 hours' absence.

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    2. Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Olive the other Jiberdeer

      I've got some bad news about your wife, Sous.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      God damn it. I know. :(

    4. C-MIL

      C-MIL

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