Sousa

Hey. You might be a nerd... but I'd play sports with you anytime.

Cracked publishes one article and all of a sudden everyone on the Internet has seen Glengarry Glen Ross.

Of course you can't turn Boots back into a monkey with a broken wand, Big Red Chicken, it would be ridiculous to expect that of you.

Boy you guys, that cat with dark marks around the eyes sure doesn't care for most things.

Well, that Lord Privy Seals it for me.

Shooby-doo-wop and Scooby Snacks, met a fly girl and I can't relax.

Your name has too many Z's! [/HorribleBullying]

WALL-E really objectifies EVE in that EVE is actually an object.

At his summer house in R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu plays racquetball.

Tremble in fear at our three different kinds of ships!

"You should wear a helmet when you fight me!"

U-S-S-R! U-S-S-R!

HOGANOMICS: THE NEW GENERATION! The first update will happen TONIGHT! I feel great about it so I'm typing it straight into EWB without saving a back-up anywhere.

Don't be angry, Hunchback Fairy!

Your signature picture is gone and is just ads now.

Merry Christmas, you beautiful savings and loan!

The only Festivus I care about is the one that teamed up with Jessivus.

"The media ignored this story" seems to be code for "I was not watching the news when they talked about this."

Urkel is such a fucking asshole.

CHANCES ARE DYNAMITE

This year, I'm keeping Professor X in Xmas.

I am the Joseph Mengele of grammar.

TEOL went to bed without answering my question.

John Cougar Mellencamp was built in a laboratory to sell blue jeans.

AND I WAS RIGHT. D: