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  1. Sousa

    Every time you post I picture a giant mythological bird with bleach blonde feathers and a sequined robe.

  2. Sousa

    I haven't made everyone aware of the dooming of another poor soul for a while, but fuck it, he deserves it. I've got some bad news for you cthemason fans.

    1. Blaze09

      Blaze09

      YAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!

  3. Sousa

    Anybody interested in giving D&D/Pathfinder a go for one night only? Visit the multi-page monstrosity that is the ITT OMG IRC D&D thread now!

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    2. HC

      HC

      That post was cringeworthy in retrospect, so yes, I promise to never again utter such foolishness. :)

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Do you promise never again to say "utter such foolishness"?

    4. HC

      HC

      Yes sir. I'll say nothing at all if that's what you want.

  4. Sousa

    Jesus fucking christ on a cracker, get a new signature.

  5. Sousa

    Lisa, I want to buy your Thor.

  6. Sousa

    Quintessence of dust.

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours?

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Your mom delights not me.

  7. Sousa

    Clearly regicide is your only option.

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I will make you a widow yet, Maxx!

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      It's my only option on Crusader Kings II, certainly.

    4. Matt

      Matt

      8 comments and noone's said "If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered: press one"

  8. Sousa

    It's probably a good thing I didn't end up getting that mod gig since I'd end up changing Barracuda Reaganomics' last name once a week.

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    2. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Kaney is King

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      9 to 5 is Queen.

    4. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      I am not that popular!

  9. Sousa

    Those of you on the fence about donating should know that the phrase "smoldering orca doing unspeakable things with his tail fluke" was just used.

  10. Sousa

    I judge all e-feds on the merits of the badly photoshopped banners featuring famous wrestlers on the top of the Invisionfree board.

  11. Sousa

    There was nothing in Al Capone's vault, but it wasn't Geraldo's fault!

  12. Sousa

    Bully bullies bully bullies bully bully bully bullies.

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    2. nihilist

      nihilist

      Bully Ray?

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Counts counts count count counts.

      AH-AH-AH-AH-AH

    4. Fudge

      Fudge

      Canis Canem Edit?

  13. Sousa

    The World's Most Dangerous Hog, Ken Hamhock.

    1. MNM X Koofi e R-Truth

      MNM X Koofi e R-Truth

      More dangerous than Henry O Godwinn?

  14. Sousa

    Ohmygod you guys, America and the Higgs boson have the same birthday!

    1. Benji

      Benji

      They're still not 100% sure that America exists, they're 99.9999% sure that it does, but it might just be Canada's trousers.

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      I don't see what more proof of American exceptionalism you need!

  15. Sousa

    RIP Georg Hackenschmidt. Seriously, RIP, you should've gotten around to it by now.

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      He left us too soon. :'(

    2. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      He had so much more to give.

  16. Sousa

    Wow, I've never put somebody on ignore because of status updates, but here we go!

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      It's a theory in the same way gravity is a theory. Ask JukeboxHero.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      And yeah, Nerf wasn't on it for long.

    4. Maxx

      Maxx

      Oh wait you can't ask JukeBoxHero cause he's banned! Was I ever on the list Sousa? It seems like you'd have spitefully put me on there back in the bickering times.

  17. Sousa

    Hurry and get to WHO GON DIE? in the Seventh Side to sign up for THE SECOND HOUSE. Oh yes. That's right.

  18. Sousa

    Life's a fillet of fish! Hey!

    1. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      ... yes it is!

  19. Sousa

    Breaking news: we're all stars now in the Dope Show.

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      SPOILERS DAMMIT

  20. Sousa

    I'm not from here! I have my OWN customs! Look at my CRAZY passport!

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Tell it to the Sisters down in the asylum. They'll love a pretty fruitcake like you.

    2. Hornswoggle4PM

      Hornswoggle4PM

      You loved him as Bender the Offender, now get ready to hate him as he threatens your sexuality in his new persona... THE GENDER BENDER!

  21. Sousa

    kicked New Found Glory

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    2. Naitch

      Naitch

      They'll need radiosugery after this.

    3. Adam

      Adam

      Oh good, they suck.

    4. apsham

      apsham

      You suck. Go back to whatever hell hole you came from.

  22. Sousa
    https://www.facebook.com/events/442066595805014/ Aw shit, gang.
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    2. Beefus of Bethesda

      Beefus of Bethesda

      SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!!

    3. Beefus of Bethesda

      Beefus of Bethesda

      LOL, Sousa.. just saw that vid fromlast year.. amazing. I am def gonna try and get something like that going

    4. Nerf

      Nerf

      The best part is the confusion and fear on the faces of each and every member of his family.

  23. Sousa

    You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all. DROP. YOUR. SWORD.

    3. Commander Sheepard

      Commander Sheepard

      I think you could pretty much quote this entire movie in here.

    4. Lint

      Lint

      I think so too..not like its a bad thing

  24. Sousa

    I had this whole THING I was going to type, but FUCK YOU BUDDY.

  25. Sousa

    Next week: SrarCast, the podcast where Ruki and I say Srar's name for three hours.

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      I see no reason why we shouldn't actually do that.

    3. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      No joke on nothing I would actually be really touched by that

    4. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      No joke on nothing I would actually be really touched by that

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