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  1. Sousa

    Is there anyone skilled in "Der Photoshop" or its ilk that can help me with a quick color-swap on a fairly small image? Shouldn't take long.

    1. IDOL

      IDOL

      yo?

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      PM'D!

  2. Sousa

    If one more person registers a chocobo jockey I'll have ten and be a happy Sousa!

  3. Sousa

    Really, though, Sabu has committed very little genocide.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      You know who else was homicidal, suicidal, and genocidal? HITLER.

    3. HC

      HC

      Sabu debuted his new 'Fuhrer' gimmick.

    4. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      You think maybe Sabu has committed suicide but survived like that Tommy Demon kid?

  4. Sousa
    EWB's first-ever Chocobo Racing League is going line! GET ME ON THAT BIRD.
    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      'Going line' he says.

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Localization error. This translator are sick.

  5. Sousa

    Carlito Caribbean Cruel.

    1. HC

      HC

      He spits in the face of people who don't want to be.....cruel?

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      He's the evolved version.

  6. Sousa

    Some people call it "swummer."

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Well he's a swummer, he's a hummer, he's a midnight bummer. Gets his lovin' on the ruuuuu-uuun.

  7. Sousa

    Ireland needs a bailout of about 3.8 billion gold chains and 1.2 billion spinner belts to avoid a thuganomic crisis.

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      We invested too heavily in B2. :(

    2. Benji

      Benji

      I lost all my money in the Snitsky crisis of ought five. I tried to sue someone to get my money back, but the judge found that it wasn't anyone's fault.

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Better call in 1-800-FELLA on this one, fella.

  8. Sousa

    It's the kind of place that makes a bum feel like a king, and it makes a king feel like some nutty coo-coo super king!

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    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      Super King!

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Apparently Capital City gives you all the powers of a king plus all the powers of Superman. Also you're a robot.

    4. Hornswoggle4PM

      Hornswoggle4PM

      Super King, Clobberella,

      and all the rest!

  9. Sousa

    Well still a bit pissed Joke Wrestler From Some Time Ago left but he got a good run.

    1. SesXCMPUNKX

      SesXCMPUNKX

      The Sultan of Sousatude has spoken wisely!

  10. Sousa

    I am not in Kentucky anymore. This is heaven.

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    2. theburninator77

      theburninator77

      Dem's fighting words.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I hear those are fighting words, Sousa.

    4. Josh

      Josh

      Hey you! Let's fight!

  11. Sousa

    Lyndon Baines's johnson.

  12. Sousa

    In the meadow we can build a snowman and pretend that he is JFK. We'll have lots of fun with Mr. Snowman until he's melted by the CIA.

  13. Sousa

    Sigmund Freud said, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." Oh yeah? Well sometimes it's a BIG BROWN DICK.

    1. Blehschmidt

      Blehschmidt

      With a fat arrogant white collar business criminal asshole sucking on the fat end of it?

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Wet end actually but I'm impressed you got so much of the rest of it.

    3. Blehschmidt

      Blehschmidt

      I knew fat sounded wrong, but I couldn't remember. That is by far my favorite Carlin special!

  14. Sousa

    incroyable, etc.

  15. Sousa

    Really, though, Derrick Bateman was the best possible person to portray the character of Ethan Carter III.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Now see, if that starts up again, you only have yourself to blame.

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      I'm just saying I wasn't wrong.

    3. JasonM

      JasonM

      Go home Sousa, you're drunk.

  16. Sousa

    I'm still in awe that there's an actual human being named Benedict Cumberbatch.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Arnold Nanabunch remains disappointed that he didn't get cast as Sherlock.

    2. Mick

      Mick

      It's quite possibly the most British name ever.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      Oxford University!

  17. Sousa

    Did you ever break the Jeri-code?

    1. Roster Depth Sicko No. 2

      Roster Depth Sicko No. 2

      Work in progress.

  18. Sousa

    Patrick Ewing actually makes the jump shot, and the Knicks win an important game!

  19. Sousa

    Archibald! We've GOT to find the first Decemberween!

  20. Sousa

    The Republicans believe in following in the tradition of Raygunomics.

  21. Sousa

    shpleeewsh. shpleeewsh shpleeewsh. keh-BEWWWWM. shpleeewsh. keh-BEWWWWM. keh-BEWWWWM.

  22. Sousa

    Please execute my dear Aunt Sally.

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      Sure!

  23. Sousa

    George Ruff Ryder Martin.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      George RailRoad Martin

  24. Sousa

    Okay guys while I'm gone Cloudy is in charge.

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    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      I call replacement Cloudy.

    3. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      That's like leaving the foxes in charge of the chickens.

    4. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Aw, you think I'm a fox? :wub:

  25. Sousa

    Truman Capote: Friendship is Magic

    1. Josh

      Josh

      In Foal Blood

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Breakfast at Rarity's?

      The first post really does need to be sung, though. "Truman Capooote, Truman Capooote, aaah-aaaah-aaaah-AAAAH TRUUUUMANCA-POTEEEEE."

    3. Hobo

      Hobo

      Truman Capote, Truman Capote, you'll always be in my heart.

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