Sousa

Rich Swann is both a good wrestler and a good description of my fursona.

Happy birthday, Clone Sousa.

More people join TEOL's thing, I want it to be good.

after sex with jeff hardy are you supposed to shout "BROTHER NERO, I KNEW YOU'D COME"?

If you're not reading U GON SIDE!, you're missing a critical vote and Sousa making an intellectual case for joining the baddies.

Pokemon Be / Pokemon Reflecto

In 10 years, we'll look back on WM31 as the tale of Reigns's formative years--his Bildungsroman Reigns, if you will.

The Global Order of Atheists is pleased to announce that we will be trading Richard Dawkins to the Christians in exchange for a future first-round draft pick and Joe Biden.

"My name is Enzus Amorus, I speak fluent Latin, and in American high schools, you can't teach that."

BIG CAIUS: "QUID AGIS?"

Creed is a movie about doctors doing Apollo's autopsy backwards and realizing he's still alive, right?

Show #1 is posted! Whom will Hawk challenge at WrestleMania? What tricks does Kofi Kingston, God of Chaos, have up his sleeve? Will Lilian Garcia and Timothy Well at last consummate their love? Travel through the looking glass and find out!

FUN EWB-EXCLUSIVE GAME: 1. Read the Tough Enough finalists. 2. Pretend they're all nicknames for Mason Ryan.

If I charge for air, you keep your Bill paid.

The best part of my Master of Arts degree is commanding the loyalty of Gauguins.

As Ronald Reagan once said, "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are 'OH SWEET JESUS THERE'S A BEE IN THE CAR.'"

DAREdevil! To keep a kid off drugs! DAREdevil! To keep a kid off dope! DAREdevil! To give a kid some help! DAREdevil! TO GIVE A KID SOME HOOOOOOOOPE

I am also selling BELGIAN DICK PILLS.

Cadbury rules everything around me. Creme egg, get the bunny, dolla dolla bill y'all.

We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese.

A dwarf standing on the shoulder of a giant would be pretty awesome.

"The Crusher and Dick the Bruiser were the best AWA Tag Team Champs ever." "I disagree, I'd go for Larry Hennig and Har--" "Oh come on man why do you always have to play the Race card?"

The name's Curtis Axel. GOT IT MEMORIZED?

"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both." -Leonard Nimoy, 1931-2015