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  1. Sousa

    The other day my doorbell rang and I leapt my feet and screamed, "IT'S THE GODDAMN UNDERTAKER, PEOPLE!"

  2. Sousa

    I found myself listening to Dishwalla's "Counting Blue Cars" on YouTube for no real reason, and the related videos are like a Who's Who of forgotten mid-90's bands. Tonic, Seven Mary Three, Live, Soul Asylum, they're all there. And Fuel. But fuck Fuel.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      No god damn it, "In the Meantime" like the Spacehog song.

      Better than average chance you've heard it before.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      OH, and the suggested videos for THAT ONE are Green Jelly, Crash Test Dummies, OMC, Candlebox, Violent Femmes, and NADA SURF.

    4. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Oh, yeah, I remember that song being in the film Fanboys.

  3. Sousa

    Omelet du fromage.

    1. Berober

      Berober

      That's all you can say!

    2. Nerf

      Nerf

      Omelet du... fromage?

  4. Sousa

    I keep reading your name as Estonian Thunder FroYo.

  5. Sousa

    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh MEG R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

  6. Sousa

    DISCO FEVER

  7. Sousa

    Anybody wanna peanut?

  8. Sousa

    Can you please use fewer dashes in the pulldown menu in your signature please? It's dragging my browser window way out to Timbuktu. Thanks.

  9. Sousa

    Hello. Is it me you're looking for?

  10. Sousa

    BARON VON RUTHLESS! BARON VON RUTHLESS! BARON VON RUTHLESS!

    1. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      I still have LWC saved on my computer, in case of Hoss Bah Gawd emergencies.

  11. Sousa

    Whichever one of you is AwkwardxTweeter is an idiot.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      You've rumbled me.

  12. Sousa

    I can't believe you have done this thing.

  13. Sousa

    To sign up for this game, you must answer this question: what is the third word on the top of page 38 of the World Almanac and Book of Facts? http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=89881

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      Dogs

  14. Sousa

    I bet this Excel file will help me put together that long-delayed Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego Cube game. Doot doot doot...

    1. Maxx

      Maxx

      It damn well better.

  15. Sousa

    Koopaling hierarchy from best to worst: 1. Ludwig 2. Roy 3. Wendy O. 4. Morton Jr. 5. Lemmy 6. Iggy 7. Larry

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    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      Larry is the X-Pac of the Koopas. Whilst Iggy is clearly the Chris Jericho, always underrated.

    3. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      Ludwig is clearly Tony Halme.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

  16. Sousa

    I can't live without Romneyhol!

  17. Sousa
    http://www.facebook.com/events/447775271932478 The most critical Facebooking event of your lives!
    1. IDOL

      IDOL

      Sousa's got duck-face in his cover photo!

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      That's not duck-face; I'm puffing my lower jaw out.

    3. Kaney

      Kaney

      Tyson McFighty sucks. You suck Sousa. Stop sucking so much.

  18. Sousa

    No, fuck you, comment on your own profile.

  19. Sousa

    ADULT. PORN. MOVIES.

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    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      You have my attention, Sir.

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.

    4. JasonM

      JasonM

      Stop lying Rocky, you only care for tranny grannies.

  20. Sousa

    Three comments deleted now. Will we make it four?

  21. Sousa

    It's not the nicotine that kills; it's the Co-o-o-o-oke, the Co-o-o-o-oke.

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      Rotten teeth? It's the coke.

      Diabetes? It's the coke.

      Dissolving pennies? It's the co-o-o-o-oke.

  22. Sousa

    Austen 3:16 says "I just got married to a wealthy member of the English gentry without sacrificing my principles."

    1. Commander Sheepard

      Commander Sheepard

      It's the catchphrase for the new millenium!

    2. thatshortguy

      thatshortguy

      When one hears the breaking of glass, do recall that it means the doom of your posterior.

  23. Sousa

    I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

  24. Sousa

    LIKE THIS POST IF YOU SUPPORT OUR TROOPS: http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=45340&view=findpost&p=922765

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      You know what, actually, fuck the troops.

    3. Rocky

      Rocky

      Is this an American thing?

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      NAY-T-O! NAY-T-O! NAY-T-O!

  25. Sousa

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and JBL closer together.

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    2. Whtie Dolphin

      Whtie Dolphin

      So he can break it for the benefit of everyone else, right.

    3. Whtie Dolphin

      Whtie Dolphin

      So he can break it for the benefit of everyone else, right.

    4. JasonM

      JasonM

      Everyone knows after Z comes HHH, because he is above all!

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