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  1. Sousa

    Helpful tip: the thumbs up is now :(Y): instead of just (Y).

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      Cleavage is ( . )Y( . )

    3. Mooregasm

      Mooregasm

      That just looks like eyes to me.

    4. TEOL

      TEOL

      Whereas :(Y): is a wolf with a butt on its chest.

  2. Sousa

    I feel like it's weird that EWB hasn't even had one "Alex Wright: Ace Attorney" joke.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      That's pretty close.

    3. Nerf

      Nerf

      I wish I could find more uses for my Melina "OBJECTION!" image.

    4. JasonM

      JasonM

      The reason we didn't make a joke involving Berlyn is that it just didn't feel wright.

  3. Sousa

    If you think about it, Thwomps don't make any sense.

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    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      A Thwimp is a Thwomp's larval form.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      I thought that was canon.

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      But unlike Thwomps who only descend to attack, Thwimps constantly bounce around. Do they even sleep? Or are they like sharks? Which again brings me back to my original statement: Magikoopas made them.

  4. Sousa

    If I was a dictator, I'd be Joseph Ballin'.

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    2. Numbahs

      Numbahs

      More like Aman Andumb...

    3. KevinStorm

      KevinStorm

      Just call me Mao Tse-Hung.

    4. brenchill

      brenchill

      Your swagger bill would be so high because it would always be on.

  5. Sousa

    SousaFact: I listen to "Leave the Memories Alone"--in its entirety--every time I post it. I've probably listened to it willingly more than any other stupid song in history.

    1. andPartwayBack

      andPartwayBack

      Is in Fuel? Fun fact, when I was in high school I was a moderately successful musician in the east coast and it was Fuel that got me my first exposure.

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Oh Sousa, never change.

    3. Hobo

      Hobo

      I listen to 'My Sacrifice' because I'm old skool.

  6. Sousa

    The hockeyventures of Canadian Baconhill continue in the Cube! Now with 85% more Engrish!

  7. Sousa

    I finally caved and bought SimCity. 4.

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      SimCity 4? Well, better late than never.

    3. Ruki

      Ruki

      U GON BUILD: TheMayorventures Of Some Guy

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I kinda regret buying Sim City 4. I should stick to the SNES one.

  8. Sousa

    God made Adam and Eve, not Gilbert and Melanie.

    1. KONGO

      KONGO

      Yea, verily it is they who are the devil's favorite demons.

    2. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      BAN GILBERT IN '13

    3. Mick

      Mick

      UNBAN SULLIVAN '13!

  9. Sousa

    Feels like the Vaike is wearin' nothin' at all! Nothin' at all! Nnnnnnothin' at all!

    1. Walker

      Walker

      Stupid sexy Vaike.

  10. Sousa

    Sousa takes wrestling way too seriously on The Mandible Claw blog: http://themandibleclaw.wordpress.com/2013/03/19/angle-vs-coleridge-what-modern-fans-can-learn-from-the-romantic-period/

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    2. HC

      HC

      If if I ever read said book, is it your job to make me suspend disbelief?

    3. Nerf

      Nerf

      Great read.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      It is my job to do exactly that.

  11. Sousa

    Boiling marinated chicken and then microwaving it? Throw that shit on the grill, man.

  12. Sousa

    Bran Mealy.

    1. HC

      HC

      That rhymes with Bam Neely! What a stunning coincidence.

  13. Sousa

    mtforbes won an auction thing and is making me write about hockey in the Cube! Go read it.

  14. Sousa

    John Nord never would've been cast as the Berzerker if his name had been John Phoenicia.

  15. Sousa

    Strong as ten regular men, definitely.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      He faced the galloping hordes!

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      A hundred bad guys with swords!

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Who sent those goons to their lords? Why, PRINCE ALIIIIIIIIIIIII!

  16. Sousa

    I was elected pope.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      As promised:

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

  17. Sousa

    If elected Pope, I will abolish the Catholic Church and replace it with adorable videos of bear cubs rolling around in the grass.

    1. Sweet Holy Moses

      Sweet Holy Moses

      But what about the cat videos? Why won't someone think of the cat videos?

    2. Josh

      Josh

      Literally everyone else thinks of the damn cat videos.

  18. Sousa

    I'm holding out hope that someday, EWB will get an actual trout mask instead of just a replica.

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    2. tenaciousg

      tenaciousg

      I bet we'd be able to afford a real trout mask if we didn't spend all our money on Mason Ryan ringnames...

    3. TroutMaskReplica

      TroutMaskReplica

      apologies :(

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      You're a fine replica, if it's any consolation. I just value authenticity.

  19. Sousa

    It's the foddamn Fundertaker, feople.

  20. Sousa

    I just learned that when you try to Google the John Philip Sousa march "Solid Men to the Front," the first suggestion is "solid menstruation." In case you were wondering.

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      I could have happily gone my entire life without knowing that.

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      "Solid Men to the Front" is a great march though.

  21. Sousa

    The Cheat totally freaks out whenever he sees a bear holding a shark!

  22. Sousa

    Rotterdammit.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Shaka...

  23. Sousa

    The beast at Tanagra.

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      Sousa, his back turnt.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Sousa, his metaphors remarkably cogent, described by Metaphors Magazine as "the Mona Lisa of cogent metaphors."

    4. Lint

      Lint

      Temba, his arms wide!

  24. Sousa

    Hey guys, I can't believe Surprising Thing That Didn't Actually Happen happened at the Super Bowl!

  25. Sousa

    I don't want the world. I just want your half.

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