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  1. Meacon Keaton

    Who wants to buy my Chris Benoit thermus?

    1. Lj.

      Lj.

      Depends. When I drink from it, will it try to choke me?

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      I wish I could tell you 'No'.

  2. Meacon Keaton

    YOU GOT ME...mad now.

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      MOTLEY CRUISE

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      You turned the tables on me in a wrong way.

  3. Meacon Keaton

    I ain't 'fraid a no ghost.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      You rolled a one on your save. You are now.

    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      G-G-G-G-GHOSTS!!!

  4. Meacon Keaton

    That girl is poiiiiiiiiiisonnnnnnnnnnnn

    1. Thrilla

      Thrilla

      Never trust a big butt and smile.

    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      I don't know what it is, but he's got it.

  5. Meacon Keaton

    Hotdog! Hotdog! Hot-diggity-dog!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      NOW WE GOT EARS IT'S TIME FOR CHEERS

    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      SOCKO

  6. Meacon Keaton

    I will puncha yo buns

    1. SRN

      SRN

      If yo an evil witch, I will puncha fo fun!

    2. Benji

      Benji

      Ahma' Buff Baby who can dance like a man! I can shake'a my fanny, I can shake'a my cans! I'm a tough tootin' baby who can punch'a your buns! Puncha's your buns! I can punch'a your buns! If you're an evil witch I will punch you for fun!

  7. Meacon Keaton

    Clever girl

    1. MDK

      MDK

      Why don't you piss off back to Romford?

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Something something the DEMON the DEMON Kane.

  8. Meacon Keaton

    BREAKIN' THE LAW BREAKIN' THE LAW

    1. Noah

      Noah

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Fantastic.

  9. Meacon Keaton

    No more love on the run.

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      BUT BABY WE WERE BORN TO RUN!!!!!!!!

    2. HC

      HC

      Billy Ocean!?

  10. Meacon Keaton

    We're hanging out naked together!

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Put it away Meac, nobody wants to see that!

    2. The Heartbreak Kid

      The Heartbreak Kid

      Want to have a sword fight?

  11. Meacon Keaton

    Metalman got a job as an Elf on a Shelf.

    1. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      He's watching you! All the time.

    2. Blaze09

      Blaze09

      YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!

  12. Meacon Keaton

    Fucking Bobby Lashley

    1. Mancuerda

      Mancuerda

      What's that like?

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Surprisingly gentle.

  13. Meacon Keaton

    Anal fissure is currently trending on Twitter

    1. Pizza

      Pizza

      Plankton never got the push he deserved! He would have made this message board so much money!

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Anal fissure for the chmpionship!!

  14. Meacon Keaton

    I make pie like a Samurai

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Pie-yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, pie-ya, a samurai who makes pies.

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Probably the only other person on this board that could have finished that. Well done.

  15. Meacon Keaton

    Giving TEW 2005 another shot. C-Mil's diary has taught me nothing!

    1. LL!

      LL!

      Ha! I just did the same thing 2 days ago. However, I tried to get the scenario where Ric Flair takes over WCW, but it's not working. :(

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      That's weird. That was the first scenario I tried too. And it didn't work for me either. :(

  16. Meacon Keaton

    Happy Birthday, Hardcore Weapon Smasher.

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      Smash some Hardcore Weapons for me, buddy!

    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      I can't believe SpanishMen is 20 already. They grow up so fast.

  17. Meacon Keaton

    Hi, friends!

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Hi!

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I DID NAAAAAHT...OH HAI, FRIENDS!

  18. Meacon Keaton

    Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

    1. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      Let's not start a holy war now.

    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Fuck you, Jobu.

      I do it myself.

  19. Meacon Keaton

    YES!...NO!...

    1. Heroin Bob

      Heroin Bob

      buttknocker

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      ITS THE YET-TAY!

  20. Meacon Keaton

    Unban Kou in '10?

    1. ROC

      ROC

      The worst that could happen is A New Creed Unleashed.

    2. Dan

      Dan

      Oh come on, everyone knows Kou has another account.

  21. Meacon Keaton

    And to be honest, to quote Hall & Oates, "I can't go for that".

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Meacon, we been alone too long (ooooh, don't want to be lonely!)

  22. Meacon Keaton

    lol

    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      Surely you mean.

      Lol, WWE

  23. Meacon Keaton

    Marty Jannetty was the Andrew Ridgeley.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      That does explain why Shawn wound up in Playgirl.

  24. Meacon Keaton

    #hashtag

    1. Benji

      Benji

      That's like googling Google. You could break the internet if you do that on the right site.

  25. Meacon Keaton

    Johnny Hates Gazz

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      :(
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