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  1. Everyone check out SaltyBet.com

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      More like AmpleSaltyBet.com

    2. Walker

      Walker

      Had to Google.

      I get it now.

  2. Soon I too will be a moderately okay wrestler. I'm in a 45-man Rumble in Sheffield on Saturday.

    1. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      The winner of that will so impress JBL as the new winner of the largest Rumble ever. Go get 'em, Walker!

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      45-men? We're gonna need a bigger ring...

  3. Who would come to a live Q&A with Jim Cornette in the UK? Theoretically.

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    2. Nerf

      Nerf

      I hope there'll be an EWB Stockton discount >_>

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      I'd be up for it, though I thought Jim Cornette refused to fly now?

    4. Walker

      Walker

      We've found a way around that, don't worry.

  4. You do not know pain until you've spent an hour fucking up an O'Connor Roll over and over and over again.

    1. SlicedBread

      SlicedBread

      Do backwards rolls over and over for warm ups, they help.

  5. How do you change your member title these days?

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    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Send me a dollar via PayPal and I'll get it done.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      Make a thread called 'Member Titties'.

    4. Walker

      Walker

      Assgoblins: better than Penistrolls.

  6. The Alliance singing "The Wind Beneath My Wings" to Austin is the greatest thing in the Invasion.

    1. Walker

      Walker

      And it is followed by Kurt Angle in the milk truck!

  7. Bacon up that sausage, boy!

    1. HC

      HC

      But Dad, my heart hurts!

  8. Just read the Other People's Kids thread. Jesus Christ guys.

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      I started reading it then avoided it.

  9. Does anyone collect wrestling figures? A friend of mine has like 400 to sell.

  10. So ... Scorpio Sky is "Harold"? Guy sure gets around.

  11. Fat Guy on a Treadmill - Day 1: 5 miles in 44:27

  12. Gastric flu. At least it isn't menigitis.

    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      Do you also have to take that horrid tasting white drink?

      I had a Stomach Infection and that was a total bitch.

  13. You guys put your money on the Euros. I've got money on the DVLA auction.

  14. I'm getting a Nintendo DS. Anyone recommend any games I must get other than Pokemon?

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      New Super Mario Bros, Advance Wars, Castlevania, Mario & Luigi, Tetris, Space Invaders Extreme

    3. JasonM

      JasonM

      Disgaea DS is a great little RPG if you love quirkiness and demon princes toting pistols.

    4. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      HG/SS is worth getting, but outside of the ones mentioned I'd go for Mario Kart DS and the Prof Layton series. And if you get the Ace Attorney series for God's sake start at the beginning.

  15. Yvan eht nioj.

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    2. Rich

      Rich

      No, I will not join Yvan on a boat.

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      I prefer superliminal ads myself.

    4. Matt

      Matt

      HEY YOU, JOIN THE NAVY!

  16. I'm addicted to chocolate covered raisins. Help.

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      Send them to me.

    2. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      Cut off your fingers.

  17. "I have the largest collection of dildos in Belgium"

    1. SRN
    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Dude, Sousa's kids might read this status. :/

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Daddy, what's a Belgium?

  18. Buy a farm in Fiji, buy a sheep and a cow, and breed horses.

    1. Xero Gravity

      Xero Gravity

      With a sheep and a cow?

    2. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      No, a cow and a sheep. Weren't you listening?

  19. But I cannot help you, I am just a local merchant from ... this town.

  20. Stan Bush is following me on Twitter!

  21. Like, you know, whatever ...

  22. From the makers of The Human Centipede ... CatDog: The Movie!

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