Lineker

Also, was this because he failed to predict an earthquake?

Tax fraud.

Turns out he's reported to be 'too old' to go to prison. Bah.

All lies. Our great Italian leader is a man of the people! I resent the Italian courts!

Yeah, I feel not too bad now. I think it's more likely that something I ate just didn't agree with me rather than fully blown food poisoning.

Maybe next time you shouldn't eat that 5 week old dorito you find in the back of the couch.

Dorito's are horrid anyway.

Illiterate.

Ajax Wax Paper indeed.

Go banana!

Will youuuuuuuu remember meeeeeeeeeeee? Nah, nah, nah, naaaaaaah.

Will you accept a one-way ticket to the South Pole?

Because you'd love Daffney to have a south pole?

The proper answer is "Fan-dabi-dozi"

Fuck off MPH is a brilliant shout!

*its

doo-doooooooooo-dadoodoo

mahna mahna

doodooo dododoo

May the Fourth be with you all.

Live long and prosper.

meesa no care.

I have standards.

Lets all have a big Ellis gangbang, for tolerance and respect and stuff!

noellis

Only the men's though

Sexist :/

Sod off, if you lot get beach volleyball I can so claim the diving on behalf of poofs and women!

But the Who ban remains. Cameron's Britain!

I can't listen to Young Man Blues in Britain no more?

pipehose what now?

that's not me in that btw

Good show...watching it tomorrow in preparation for a diary.

I have been up since 2AM. It already feels long. :/

That's pessimistic. I prefer to think of it as the longest night of the year.

Plus those of us in the Southern Hemisphere have it all flip-flopped.

How does it work!?

Are you venting your frustration on the weather system we call rain or are you like that guy who would update his status with proclimations of 'banging' Divas, in this case being indy grappler Rain?

The former.

RACIST!

When Peter Reid managed in Africa, would monkey noises have been construed as racist?

I make monkey noises whenever I see Gareth Bale playing.

Just saw that, fantastic!

I might live tweet UKTV Gold.

Absolutely fabulous.

Will you be in the office when he's there?

Hulk Hogan needs to go leg drop a few rioters.

I won't .

Benadryl (sp?) two packs for £3.00 in tesco! Sorted mine right out.

Worse than Chlamydia?

You tell me, Rocky.

Xyzal works a treat for me, apparently. Might get the Kenelog injection if it gets any worse though.

Perfect list

FM11 is a definite, as is SVR11. Got no plans for anything else yet.

A-HA!

Knowing Me, Knowing You was amazing. Good Times.

Who's on it?

Chris Huhne, amongst others.

Winner.

How witty >_>.

I would better classify them as cunts.

Windows. A mac is basically a pc these days, but they don't tell yout that.

Neither and both