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  1. Gazz

    I do not talk, I am just a rapper

    1. Benji

      Benji

      I'm the rapper, he's the DJ.

    2. S.V. Ellis

      S.V. Ellis

      I'm a role model, I am not those other guys.

    3. New Damage

      New Damage

      Gazz: Forever stomping on those niggas like a Whack-a-mole with no hands.

  2. Gazz

    Looking forward to this weekend's Superb Owl.

    1. HC

      HC

      It shall be a hoot!

    2. Rich

      Rich

      I made this joke today!

    3. Benji

      Benji

      Everyone's made this joke for several years running.

  3. Gazz

    Get your wallets out, the most sought after item in EWB history is up for auction next!

    1. Baddar

      Baddar

      Sean's custom t-shirt?

    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      Yes!

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      AND IT'S ALL MINE

  4. Gazz

    Why don't we use the board's inbuilt chatroom for Raw chats?

    1. Matt

      Matt

      Something to do with the formatting of it, IIRC.

    2. Mx. Canadian Destroyer

      Mx. Canadian Destroyer

      Spoilers also might be an issue...

    3. Lint

      Lint

      The room doesn't scroll IIRC. You have to click down for new posts

  5. Gazz

    Ernie III: SNNNNNNNNNNNAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKE! http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=90153&view=findpost&p=2806088

    1. Rafael

      Rafael

      Hey, I made some good signings!

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      No. You didn't.

    3. Rafael

      Rafael

      Two of my signings scored winners for Gazz.

  6. Gazz

    Everyone's resigning at the BBC. Is Lineker next?

    1. GA!

      GA!

      Lineker will steer the ship. Also, the BBC has been renamed the Titanic.

    2. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      He'll be the next Director General simply through process of elimination.

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      Think they've just stepped aside until the inquiries are completed. They should slot back in afterwards, I'd have thought.

  7. Gazz

    The state of Rich firstly makes me a solid and then a puddle of liquid.

    1. Dingle

      Dingle

      Sounds like hot air to me.

    2. Rich

      Rich

      I play him hot and cold :D

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Liquid filth.

  8. Gazz

    PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY

    1. Kaney

      Kaney

      PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      WE GET WET WE GET WET WE GET WET

    3. Sweet Holy Moses

      Sweet Holy Moses

      Friday! Friday!

  9. Gazz

    It's over, it's finally over! The Pentagon. http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=86003&view=findpost&p=2719363

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I think 15 years is where my game started to come off the rails. Still, it's probably the longest I've gone on any iteration of FM in a long time, if ever.

    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      **spoilers** It's not over.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      It's over like Rover.

  10. Gazz

    STOP MAKING LISTS!

    1. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      Name five reasons why we should. Preferably in a bullet-point or numbered format.

    2. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      Name five reasons why we should. Preferably in a bullet-point or numbered format.

    3. Benji

      Benji

      1. Lists are awesome.

      2. Lists are less awesome the more of them their are.

      3. ???

      4. Profit!

  11. Gazz

    Scaramouche, scaramouche, will I beat Flamengo? http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=86003&st=200&gopid=2579023entry2579023

    1. Rich

      Rich

      No No No No No No NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    2. Benji

      Benji

      No.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      You sure? check again...

  12. Gazz

    Who will challenge San Martin (T)? http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=86003&view=findpost&p=2577506

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      Carlito

    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      Correct. He won 3-1

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      Jim Neidhart.

  13. Gazz

    I'm Gazz, that's my name My love for Football Manager borders on lame But that won't stop me breaking Lineker's back and making him humble On Sunday when we do the Wrestlerock Rumble

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      Don't be silly now.

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      Your cadence makes baby Shakespeare weep.

    3. T.J.

      T.J.

      Eh, not awful. Work out your syllables a bit and you'll be on your way.

  14. Gazz

    The Beers win the Denslow Cup!!!

    1. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      SPOILERS, you GAY.

    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Dude!

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      You fucking plum.

  15. Gazz

    YOU'RE ALL REDICULAS!

    1. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      *redonkulas

    2. Rich

      Rich

      @$$hole!

    3. Rich

      Rich

      @$$hole!

  16. Gazz

    Penta-gone?

    1. LL!

      LL!

      Oh no! :(

    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      Penta-thong?

    3. Dingle

      Dingle

      Un Pantalon?

  17. Gazz

    Next thing you'll be telling me Roddy Piper's not Scottish and Kamala's not Ugandan...

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      And Max Moon isn't from the Moon!

    2. Benji

      Benji

      I get it, because homosexuality.

    3. Quom

      Quom

      It has nothing to do with homosexuality. :/

  18. Gazz

    Gazz's Xmas wishlist. An Austin Aries Cape.

    1. Pettengill_Mark

      Pettengill_Mark

      Great, now i'm going to have to shoot that pony I got you!

    2. Dingle

      Dingle

      I can provide the glue to stick it on with ;)

    3. brenchill

      brenchill

      Get a Jeff Hardy Shockmaster mask, too.

  19. Gazz

    What are James Hetfield tables made out of?

    1. GA!

      GA!

      ME!

    2. New Damage

      New Damage

      Fuel, fire and desires.

    3. Matt

      Matt

      Of Wolf and Man.

  20. Gazz

    BATB 96 has begun on thestr0

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      It is better than Zookeeper.

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Haha Dusty is awesome. 'who be bad now!'

    3. Beefus of Bethesda

      Beefus of Bethesda

      SHIT! Missed it. Damn downtime last night coupled with a BBQ.. eh.. Hogan returns on the next Nitro.

  21. Gazz

    purchased Justin Bieber. All of him.

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      You are now the proud owner of a 17 year old Lesbian!

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      I've stolen him from you, so now you're like, "Baby, baby, baby, I thought that you'd always be mine."

    3. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      Be careful, I hear those break easily. Keep it in good condition and it could fetch you a few hundred on the black market if you know where to sell.

  22. Gazz
    http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=84239 MOAR VOTES!
    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      Devices & Desires sucks :/

    2. Shona B

      Shona B

      The Driver if it means Verstapen gets wins on the board

    3. Shona B

      Shona B

      on unrelated not is GPM 2 better than GPM 1?

  23. Gazz

    is a randy savage.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Actually you remind me of a dean malenko.

    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      Proactive RIP Summ. :(

    3. LL!

      LL!

      Does that mean I'm as good as dead? :(

  24. Gazz

    *Looks at todays birthdays* Is that some kind of record for most double accounts?

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Yeah, I'm pretty positive all of those with underscores are doubles, given the hobbies...

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Oh shit, it's Cubberley day again already? I think I deserve another warning removal, someone?

    3. GA!

      GA!

      Everyone is 24 today. Happy birthday everyone!

  25. Gazz

    Me and Ace have a mutual non EWB, non Australian friend. This world is tiny.

    1. Ace

      Ace

      He asked me about that this morning. We actually efed together, and he wanted to know how I knew you.

    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      I glued his hand to his face once.

    3. tristy

      tristy

      Trey (ROC) and I have a mutual friend as well. And he's made out with her.

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