Summer Transfer Window 2022

[stokeriño]

Emerson Palmieri to West Ham for £13m+£2m (whatever that means), confirmed.

[Colly]

£15m mate.

[stokeriño]

Tbh with quoted add-on fees like that, I struggle to imagine either Emerson or West Ham achieving anything of note. Might as well admit it'll be £13m and be done with it.

[Twist]

From out of no where it looks like Newcastle are about done on a deal for Alexander Isak.

 

[The Lusophone]

Risky deal to pay 60 million for a guy who scored just 3 goals from open play last season, but Newcastle have the blood-soaked money to spare.

[Szumi]

Newcastle signing Isak for giant money? We sure this is real life and not FM?

[Baddar]

Isak is very good.

[Gazz]

I watched a 4k Goals & Skills video with a Soundcloud Trap soundtrack on Youtube and now I'm convinced we're gonna win the league.

[Baddar]

He's the kind of player I expected us to be in for tbh. More of a natural striker than our current targets and can also play out wide.

I've liked him since he came to La Liga.

[The Lusophone]

1 hour ago, Baddar said:

He's the kind of player I expected us to be in for tbh. More of a natural striker than our current targets and can also play out wide.

I've liked him since he came to La Liga.

Any particular reason why he only scored 6 goals last season? I know Sociedad as a whole did not score many, so maybe it's a system thing?

[Szumi]

Dele Alli doing the thing many football players do when they're ready to admit that they're no longer good at football: he's going to play in Turkey.

 

 

[Baddar]

1 hour ago, MadJack said:

Any particular reason why he only scored 6 goals last season? I know Sociedad as a whole did not score many, so maybe it's a system thing?

Yeah, they were nowhere near as good last season. I didn't watch a crazy amount of their games if I'm honest, but the season before with Odegaard in the team too, they were a very good watch. 

He did score this past weekend against Barca too, playing central. 

[FLiam]

Isak is a crazy good signing for Newcastle.

[Lineker]

Man Utd apparently in for Martin Dubravka from Newcastle. 

[Colly]

Sam Fender has been larking about at St James Park this afternoon, it looks like we might be making an effort for the Isak unveiling.

[Lineker]

 

[FLiam]

Deeeeeleeeee?

[Bobfoc]

Broken Dele Alli

[FLiam]

Nicolas Pepe has joined Nice on loan for the season, with no option to buy.

[GoGo Yubari]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Dele Alli.