The England thread

[DavidMarrio]

I feel for Emre Can. Twice in two games he's seen his team lead 2-0 to only go and lose 3-2

[Jimmy]

Serves him right for being German and playing for Liverpool.  

[Nerf]

9 hours ago, Berober said:

Don't forget, England were losing at this point, so Captain Negative over there was in overdrive.

Captain Negative? I couldn't care less about England

Though that was posted like twenty minutes in when it was painful to watch everyone not named Kane, Henderson or Lallana. Admittedly England grew into the game and played really well. Doesn't change the fact that at the time of posting England were playing a pressing system with only three players actually pressing and everyone else sitting deep.

[DavidMarrio]

27 minutes ago, Jimmy said:

Serves him right for being German and playing for Liverpool.  

Least he didn't Spurs a chance like Alli the flapping flappy flopper

WE COULD HAVE WON FOUR-TWO BUT NOOOOOO 

[Jimmy]

31 minutes ago, David Marrio said:

Least he didn't Spurs a chance like Alli the flapping flappy flopper

WE COULD HAVE WON FOUR-TWO BUT NOOOOOO 

...

[Whisper]

56 minutes ago, Social Justice Nerf said:

Captain Negative? I couldn't care less about England

Though that was posted like twenty minutes in when it was painful to watch everyone not named Kane, Henderson or Lallana. Admittedly England grew into the game and played really well. Doesn't change the fact that at the time of posting England were playing a pressing system with only three players actually pressing and everyone else sitting deep.

Henderson was shite.

[DavidMarrio]

Meh he got an assist though. Didn't think he was that bad. He was alright. Nothing special but he wasn't shit. 

[MDK]

Vardy is the first Leicester player to score for England since Lineker.

[King Ellis]

6 minutes ago, MDK said:

Vardy is the first Leicester player to score for England since Lineker.

Who let that gobshite play for England?

[MDK]

Just now, Ellisnezer Scrooge said:

Who let that gobshite play for England?

Affirmative action :/

[METALMAN]

4 hours ago, Social Justice Nerf said:

Captain Negative? I couldn't care less about England

You obviously do care to some extent, otherwise you wouldn't be posting about them. Or watching the game. Seems like you care quite a lot actually. :/

why lie? :/

[Nerf]

4 hours ago, metalman said:

You obviously do care to some extent, otherwise you wouldn't be posting about them. Or watching the game. Seems like you care quite a lot actually. :/

why lie? :/

Because you have to support a team to watch a game of football. Okay then :/

[METALMAN]

When did I say anything about supporting?

[Gazz]

I'm a true student of the game, so I was watching a replay of TSV Vienna vs Racing Budapest from the 1932.

[MDK]

43 minutes ago, Gazz said:

I'm a true student of the game, so I was watching a replay of TSV Vienna vs Racing Budapest from the 1932.

A young Adolf had a trial in that match. If only he were signed it would have been oh so different...

[METALMAN]

That's not true. Hitler was already leading the Nazis in 1932, and they won more seats than anyone else in the 1932 election.

Why lie. :/

[MDK]

2 minutes ago, metalman said:

That's not true. Hitler was already leading the Nazis in 1932, and they won more seats than anyone else in the 1932 election.

Why lie. :/

Every Austrian named Adolf is Hitler 

Why so racialist?

[METALMAN]

Because it's obvious what you're implying. I know your awful jokes too well. :/

And I'm not going to stand for it any more.

[MDK]

I thought you were better than that. Oh, Andy. Andy, Andy, Andy, what are we going to do with you?

[Rich]

I think Myke deserves an apology...