The England thread

[Lineker]

Milner will captain the team tonight. Sturridge and Drinkwater will also play.

[DavidMarrio]

Can't wait for Sturridge to get injured

[MDK]

Am I out the loop about Studge? I mean, I like him as a player, but has he actually done anything recently? He's played 8 games in 2016 and scored 3 goals. 

[Benji]

On 26/03/2016 at 13:45, MDK said:

Vardy is the first Leicester player to score for England since Lineker.

Not really surprising, I can't name an outfield player off the top of my head beyond Steve Guppy (one game) and Emile Heskey (wasn't even with us for a year after his first cap) who has even been capped for the England first team whilst playing for us since Lineker.

[MDK]

Just now, Benji said:

Not really surprising, I can't name an outfield player beyond Steve Guppy (one game) and Emile Heskey (wasn't even with us for a year after his first cap) who has even been capped for England whilst playing for us.

Danny Drinkwater >_>

[Benji]

He isn't capped for the first team :/

[MDK]

Not with that attitude 

[EddieG]

Looking forward to you guys beating us tonight.  

[TCO]

What was the deal with numbers on Germany's shorts the other night? They were gigantic!

[METALMAN]

3 hours ago, Benji said:

Not really surprising, I can't name an outfield player off the top of my head beyond Steve Guppy (one game) and Emile Heskey (wasn't even with us for a year after his first cap) who has even been capped for the England first team whilst playing for us since Lineker.

Ian Walker!

Maybe Tim Flowers too...you guys had some decent reserve goalkeepers. :/

[Benji]

We did, but it was about goals so that's why I said "outfield"

[METALMAN]

I missed that bit. Sorry. :/

don't tell Linokor or he'll probably fuckin ban me again.

[Lineker]

Tempting.

[MDK]

Bloody hell, even Rooney's kids prefer Vardy in the England squad. Poor Wayne.

[MDK]

MORE CHARLIE AND VODKA!

[Chris2K]

This new kit confuses me, and by "new kit" I really mean the BRIGHT RED socks when the rest of the kit is white/grey and blue.

The shirt is actually alright. The socks are awful.

[DavidMarrio]

These Spurs players constantly fucking it up for the rest of us lately. First Alli missing an open goal now Danny Rose pretending to be a bird and giving away a pen....

[Kaney]

Jeez, you guys really pissed off ze Germans yeah?

[MDK]

18 minutes ago, David Marrio said:

These Spurs players constantly fucking it up for the rest of us lately. First Alli missing an open goal now Danny Rose pretending to be a bird and giving away a pen....

If West Ham won the 66 World Cup, will Spurs lose the 16 Euro's? 

7 minutes ago, Kaney said:

Jeez, you guys really pissed off ze Germans yeah?

They fucked the rabbit

Oh well of course the fucking fake Germans score a dodgy goal. Fuck you @Lars Mulder. 

[stokeriño]

These friendlies are good opportunities for everyone involved to limber up in preparation for a tournament. Not least, it gives British commentators the chance to practice their whining about the referee whenever England concede.