Charlie Sheen is crazy awesome

[Hellfire]

I'm sure by now some of you have seen Charlie Sheen's craziness on TV recently. If not, find it now and watch it. I don't think that I've laughed so hard in my entire life. He's an endless supply of insane quotes.

Winning.

[Maxx]

You left out the word "Awesome" at the end of the thread title.

Maybe if you tried a little harder, you'd be biwinning too.

[TKz]

You could always give us the slightest idea of what to search for. >_> Just, you know. Make it a little easier. Charlie Sheen Crazy is a pretty broad thing to search.

[hugobomb]

You could always give us the slightest idea of what to search for. >_> Just, you know. Make it a little easier. Charlie Sheen Crazy is a pretty broad thing to search.

He kept asking people to show him their Gunblade

[TKz]

[hugobomb]

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

[apsham]

Here's a synopsis;

Charlie Sheen did a lot of drugs > Charlie Sheen hired a porn star as a date > Had a fight with her in a hotel room > It surfaced he wanted to build a gated community for himself and various porn stars to live in > His drug problems got bad, so Two & A Half Men got put on hiatus > Charlie Sheen does so much drugs he's ruining his teeth > Charlie Sheen says he sobered himself up in an hour by himself > May or may not have gotten a porn star pregnant, said porn star had a failed abortion > Charlie just went on vacation with his estranged wife, a porn star and another porn star > His wife went home, he did an interview > In interview, he made racist remarks about the makers of Two & A Half Men, this season is canceled.

His most recent interview is where the best sound clips come from.

[LL!]

I was about to start this topic as well. Charlie Sheen is the greatest human being of the last century. You should all praise his winning ways, you charlatans.

Winning.

[TKz]

Oh my god, this is wonderful.

[Fait Accompli]

He apparently cured his addictions with his brain, is an f-18, birthed the word "gnarlyisms", and thinks Thomas Jefferson is a pussy.

Winning.

[fr34k]

Yes, Charlie Sheen is a drug-addict and stupid. However, the only thing I really read from this news was an interview in which he told Chuck Lorre "to fuck off". Found this pretty funny, because, well, fuck Chuck Lorre .

[AnnIQ Edison]

"I have cleansed myself. I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond, I cured myself... It's the work of sissies. The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math ... another one of their mottoes is 'Don't be special, be one of us.' Newsflash: I am special, and I will never be one of you! I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it with my brain, with my mind. I cured it, I'm done ... you don't look like you're having a lot of fun. I'm gonna hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view, Alex!"

- Huffington Post

A god amongst men.

[legendonline]

If this bring us Hot Shots: Part Trois, then I am all for it, Charlie Sheen has been literally the only reason I have ever gone on TMZ.com or have watched any of those Entertainment shows the last 2-3 weeks.

Winning.

Edited March 1, 2011 by legendonline

[Ol' Spanktooth]

Everyone seems to understand this but Charlie Sheen, but Charlie Sheen is crazy now. Earlier today his longtime publicist Stan Rosenfield resigned, saying…

“I worked with Charlie Sheen for a long time and I care about him very much, however, at this time, I’m unable to work effectively as his publicist and have respectfully resigned.”

To which Sheen replied with equal dignity and poise:

“Pussy. He’s not allowed to quit, so you’re fired.”

Winning.

Sheen said that he’s bored now with cocaine. But he said he “exposed people to magic” when they partied with him and that he loved doing drugs.

“What’s not to love?” he said on ABC. “Especially when you see how I party. It was epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards just look like droopy-eyed armless children.”

“I am on a drug,” Sheen said. “It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

Won.

Edited March 1, 2011 by Spanktooth.

[King Ellis]

I am of the opinion that Charlie Sheen does not actually exist, this is just the creation of the internet like Chuck Norris facts.

[Nick Adams]

Wow. He's like the inversion of CM Punk. He might as well be saying, "I've done drugs, and am still awesome, which means I'm better than you!" I don't know whether to pity him or just laugh. I don't know why calling Chuck Lorre by his real name instead of his chosen name is such a problem - some people call Sheen "Estevez" in certain online entries, and he mentioned that that's not racist, it's just technically true - but that's just me.

Ah well. If he wants to alienate people, that's his call. But the stuff he's espousing is totally the poster info for Scientology. "I cured myself of drug addiction just by myself," could be a mantra or something.

[Hobo]

My favorite Charlie Sheen narlyism is that he refers to himself and some others as 'Vatican Assassins'.

Winning.

[Blaze09]

I can't wait for the full ABC interview tomorrow night. Sheen has become the best interview ever.

I bet you he is winning right now.

[Robsturgh]

Early contender for Man of the Century?

[Pesci]

Ahaha, I just saw that Good Morning America interview and I can't believe he was actually sober during it. If that's how he is when he's clean, I want to see him up to his eyeballs in all kinds of shit.