Charlie Sheen is crazy awesome

[Benji]

When it means we don't get nearly as much Two and a Half Men, I think we can all agree we've won. Thank you, Charlie Sheen.

[Fait Accompli]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/41845528

More news on the resident winner known as Charlie Sheen. Apparently, he's got two girlfriends - ahem, goddesses - and one of them is porn star Bree Olson. I'm not shitting you - this is getting to be too good to be true; is Charlie working us? Don't mean to sound like David After Dentist but is this real?!

[TCO]

Not exactly related but this really made me laugh.

[Blaze09]

So the ABC interview comes on tonight instead of tomorrow like I thought.

Even better.

[Herr Matzat]

Here's a synopsis;

Charlie Sheen did a lot of drugs > Charlie Sheen hired a porn star as a date > Had a fight with her in a hotel room > It surfaced he wanted to build a gated community for himself and various porn stars to live in > His drug problems got bad, so Two & A Half Men got put on hiatus > Charlie Sheen does so much drugs he's ruining his teeth > Charlie Sheen says he sobered himself up in an hour by himself > May or may not have gotten a porn star pregnant, said porn star had a failed abortion > Charlie just went on vacation with his estranged wife, a porn star and another porn star > His wife went home, he did an interview > In interview, he made racist remarks about the makers of Two & A Half Men, this season is canceled.

His most recent interview is where the best sound clips come from.

He also is sueing CBS for 300.000.000 $ because they cancelt the show. He sais he´s got a famely to feed.

[Hobo]

Sheen or Gaddaffi?

[King Ellis]

6/10!

[Maxx]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/01/charlie-sheen-side-effects_n_829315.html#s246872&title=Your_Face_Melts

[King Ellis]

MPH must have an addiction to Charlie Sheen.

[LL!]

Sheen has every right to sue CBS. The fact that he was coming in to work every week and doing his job and on time and exactly how they wanted it should be enough for them.

[Katsuya]

He's set up a Twitter account and he was 120,000 followers in less than a day.

[LL!]

Guys, the reason he is so quotable is because he lives a grandiose life.

Hell yeah he does.

[Hobo]

Desperate for work, Charlie Sheen’s unemployed uncle has offered to replace the troubled actor if he decides to leave the CBS hit sitcom Two And A Half Men at the end of the season.

Can you say “Bottomfeeder”

Sheen — who is battling his umpteenth trip to rehab and criminal charges for allegedly threatening wife Brooke Mueller with a knife on Christmas Day — is seriously considering ditching his role as hedonistic bachelor/ writer Charlie Harper on the Jon Cryer-assisted comedy.

In swoops his uncle Joe Estevez to save the day. The younger brother of actor Martin Sheen dished to TMZ.com that he’s now contemplating approaching the show’s creator, Chuck Lorre, about appearing as the program’s newest star.

This would make me watch Two & A Half Men.

[tristy]

Joaquin Phoenix would be proud.

[DMN in the House]

I have given up my former life, and have now become a devout follower of Charlie Sheen.

[GoGo Yubari]

Amazing.

[Josh]

http://video.teamcoco.com/video/conan.jsp?oid=245192

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

I'm pretty certain he's the reincarnation of L Ron Hubbard and has returned to bring a greater future to Tom Cruise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aSa4tmVNM

[Gene Kiniski]

[Ol' Spanktooth]

THE John Stamos is now in talks to replace Sheen on Two and A Half Men.

Seriously, the timeline of the events that have occurred with his life in the past few days is something straight out of a movie. A movie that I would see at the theaters half a dozen times, then buy on DVD for the extra features and outtakes.