European Football Thread

[Colly]

Pulis to Chelsea.

[stokeriño]

Pulis to Chelsea.

If FM is to be believed, Azpilicueta does possess quite the Long Throw...

[Lineker]

I had an FM save where Kenny Jackett became Chelsea manager.

Make it happen Roman!

[Lineker]

The trial of eight people accused of kicking a football linesman to death has begun in the Dutch city of Lelystad.

[Monkey D. Lars]

Let's just enjoy this stupidity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V_t7Yv6TCU

[EddieG]

Spanish media are saying Martinez will go to Malaga, not Everton.

[Dan]

The trial of eight people accused of kicking a football linesman to death has begun in the Dutch city of Lelystad.

Let's just enjoy this stupidity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V_t7Yv6TCU

Before I clicked on the video, I thought these 2 posts where related :/

[Jimmy]

This German Cup final is getting good. Bayern were 3 up, and with 10 mins left, Stuttgart have put it back to 3-2!

[Baddar]

Villarreal are back in La Liga!

[Lineker]

Good for them!

[Lineker]

Malaga will not be able to compete in next season's Europa League after the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) upheld Uefa's one-year European ban. Sevilla, who will take their European spot, finished ninth, a place ahead of Rayo Vallecano, who were denied a Uefa licence to feature in European competition by the Spanish Football Federation because they had not yet agreed a timeframe to pay creditors. In the wake of Malaga's punishment, Rayo have confirmed they will make an appeal of their own to CAS.

[Nerf]

Lionel Messi has said the tax fraud allegations are just a misunderstanding. The confusion stems from his listing ten others as "dependents."

[Colly]

The money was just resting in my account.

[EddieG]

Lionel Messi has said the tax fraud allegations are just a misunderstanding. The confusion stems from his listing ten others as "dependents."

But the case is about something involving some endorsements coming from Uruguay and .. somewhere else.

[Adam]

Belize!

[METALMAN]

I hope Messi goes to jail

[Colly]

I hope he uses the illiteracy excuse, that always works. Triffic.

[MDK]

Surely innumerate would make more sense

[EddieG]

Bernd Schuster is the new manager at Malaga.

And they're playing Aston Villa in a friendly at VP on August 10th.

[Lineker]

Franck Ribery and Karim Benzema are to go on trial in Paris on charges of paying for sex with an underage prostitute.