The Capital One Cup thread 2013/14

[brenchill]

He wees in the sink

[Starvinho]

Just a quick follow-up to this. If you want to listen to the call, MEN have it on their website...

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/listen-drunken-manchester-united-fan-6556043

[Lineker]

I love shrimp.

[Colly]

Don't eat it too much, you'll look like a blimp.

[brenchill]

Or a greedy chimp.

[Colly]

Anyone watching the buildup? This weird Pellegrini/Poyet interview looks like that bit where they get back from the holiday on Blind Date, they both keep doing little smiles when they get complimented. It also seems to be backed by a salsa version of Clocks by Coldplay.

[METALMAN]

I hope my boys win!

[MDK]

I hope my boys win!

Italy aren't playing >_>

[Starvinho]

Can't see anything but a Shitty win here. Could be a few goals too.

[Starvinho]

Sunderland obviously haven't read the script...

[Colly]

Sunderland scored literally 40 seconds after I put £2 on City to score first...

[FLiam]

This could be interesting. City to win 4-1.

[stokeriño]

Really hope Gus can pull it out, but scoring so early against City could merely invite pain...

[DavidMarrio]

Sunderland will always have a chance because the walking liability that is Martin Demichelis is playing. While he is still on there's always a chance of another goal.

[brenchill]

Is this on normal TV?

[stokeriño]

Is this on normal TV?

Only on Sky Sports.

[Cheeky Hughes]

Between Demichelis and this referee, we are fucked.

[Dan]

It's on Russian TV.

[brenchill]

I'm too poor for Sky Sports.

[Nerf]

SUPER FAB STRIKES AGAIN