January 2014 Transfer Window

[Rafael]

I mean, who doesn't like a good load of RAFA TIME~?

But the best joke was when people said Aston Villa was 'making all the right signings', 'good and young', 'THE DORTMUND MODEL~!' and turns out they're still the same shit.

Edited December 17, 2013 by RafaelFms

[Summers]

We're doing better than last year and have some good wins under our belt.

Also not sure who said any of what you're claiming. Villa fans mainly wanted different signings to what we wound up with. But ok, cool.

[Baddar]

Metro reckon United are interested in Porto left back Alex Sandro (a 22 year old). I signed him on FM 2012 for us, and he did well. Sign him up.

[snakesonaplane]

I really want Moyes to blow the January budget getting Leighton M'FN Baines.

On serious note, why the hell were they linked with Leighton M'FN Baines in the first place? Dude is like what 27? And they're trying to replace their ageing current LB? With another ageing LB? Does not compute. Also rumoured price tag was always way too high. I hope they do get him though #Liverpoolfan.

Edited December 18, 2013 by snakesonaplane

[Lineker]

27 is prime!

[Jimmy]

#M'FNBAINES

[Plubby]

Has punctuation, hashtag won't work.

[King Ellis]

Technically, we're all aging.

[Matt]

Baines is 29.

[Rafael]

Chelsea and Milan are battling for Wolfsburg fullback Ricardo Rodriguez.

Defoe was convinced to sign with Toronto FC due to a call from rapper Drake.

[Hobo]

Technically, we're all aging.

Technically.

Technically, we're all aging.

Technically.

[Matt]

What, you don't take your career advice from Drake?

[HailtotheYo]

Chelsea and Milan are battling for Wolfsburg fullback Ricardo Rodriguez.

Defoe was convinced to sign with Toronto FC due to a call from rapper Drake.

Drake is their closer, he got Gilberto to sign as well.

[brenchill]

Althugh I'd be happy with some sort of experienced striker who can sit on the bench and play second fiddle to Suarez and Sturridge.

Fowler?

I mean, who doesn't like a good load of RAFA TIME~?

But the best joke was when people said Aston Villa was 'making all the right signings', 'good and young', 'THE DORTMUND MODEL~!' and turns out they're still the same shit.

Nobody said any of that.

[Szumi]

No, people said that. They just did to make fun of Villa.

[brenchill]

Well, I certainly wasn't optimistic about any of our signings. Only Ant was offering blowjobs to Paul Lambert.

[Colly]

Ant is people!

[Hobo]

Althugh I'd be happy with some sort of experienced striker who can sit on the bench and play second fiddle to Suarez and Sturridge.

Fowler

Robbie Fowler is about twice the man he used to be.

[Szumi]

Yeah, pretty much everything that was said along those lines was to make fun of Ant.

ESPNFC said Liverpool have opened up contract talks with Suarez again. While it makes me happy to see, it's all so inconsequential at this point in time. If Suarez signs a new contract, and Liverpool then proceed to not make Champions League, he's still going to force a move. Suarez will only stay if he gets to play in the Champions League.

[Nerf]

I'm assuming the point of the contract is to sort out a mahoosive release clause.