January 2014 Transfer Window

[MDK]

At least what we are posting is true

[Matt]

Metro is reporting that Vincent Tan prefers to sign players with an 8 in their birth date.

Now as much as that sounds like bollocks, I think he could just be mental enough to do something like that.

[Lineker]

Jimmy's just jel because he isn't old enough to legally drink wine yet.

[Gazz]

Rumours persist that Lineker will be moving on loan to the Cardiac wing before he's 40 with a view to a permanent move to the seventh circle of hell.

[Rafael]

Jesus, Lineker. I just post it for the fun. Do you know what 'fun' is?

Man Utd are ready to offer £50M (!!!!!!) for Everton's Ross Barkley. The Red Devils are also looking to loan out Nick Powell to Hull.

Chelsea are confident on the signing of Xabi Alonso when his contract expires.

Liverpool will make a £7M bid for Udinese's Emmanuel Badu.

QPR are interested in signing Club Lineker Supports #128's Harry Kane on loan.

Edited December 30, 2013 by RafaelFms

[METALMAN]

Linker is blocking someone because he doesn't approve of the rumours he is posting? Bit pathetic. :/

[Lineker]

Who asked you :/

[Kaney]

In other completely bizarre and most likely made up rumour news, Zlatan Ibrahimovich has been linked with Celtic

[King Ellis]

Swap deal with Samaras?

[Kaney]

I'd take it

[Rafael]

Barcelona made a £45M bid for Kris Commons. Bit of a bargain, if you ask me.

[Rich]

Its Commons knowledge

[Matt]

In other completely bizarre and most likely made up rumour news, Zlatan Ibrahimovich has been linked with Celtic

didn't he say he wanted to end his career there after having spoken to Henrik Larsson? I don't think he's likely to be signing in the next few weeks but maybe in 3 or 4 years.

[EddieG]

Chelsea are confident on the signing of Xabi Alonso when his contract expires.

Didn't he recently sign a new contract?

[Nerf]

Chelsea are confident on the signing of Xabi Alonso when his contract expires.

Didn't he recently sign a new contract?

Nope, his contract is up in the summer.

For what it's worth, Guillem Balague is adamant that he won't move back to England as a player. He does, apparently, want to be Liverpool manager one day though.

[Baddar]

Marca did report that he'd signed a new contract a week or two ago - evidently not.

[METALMAN]

In other completely bizarre and most likely made up rumour news, Zlatan Ibrahimovich has been linked with Celtic

didn't he say he wanted to end his career there after having spoken to Henrik Larsson? I don't think he's likely to be signing in the next few weeks but maybe in 3 or 4 years.

Oh I'd love that. I'd definitely go to a Celtic game just to see him.

[Hobo]

Reports today that Christian Tello could be on his way to Liverpool on loan.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

If Celtic could get Ibrahimovic then they should make a move for Berbatov too so that the two of them plus Samaras could combine into the horsiest, Cyril Sneeriest line up in football.

[METALMAN]

Oh god. That might even be enough for me to buy a season ticket to the San Giro.