Serious Parody PSN Game

[kliq]

The Penultimate Warrior or no sale.

So much love for this post.

[apsham]

So still nothing on any of their social media sites for over a month - some of them linked off their official website (which doesn't even list 5 Star Wrestling) don't even exist anymore. Yikes.

[Lineker]

I can't believe this flopped.

[Berober]

Shocked.

[Mick]

That's it guys. I'm making my own serious parodies of whatever franchises I feel like...

First, I need a name...

Humorless Satire!

With AFA Maddening Football!

See stars like Tim Grady! Unlock AFA legends like San Francisco's own Jim Idaho!

.....What I'm saying is I need several million dollars to waste

[Schlitzbrille]

That's it guys. I'm making my own serious parodies of whatever franchises I feel like...

First, I need a name...

Humorless Satire!

With AFA Maddening Football!

See stars like Tim Grady! Unlock AFA legends like San Francisco's own Jim Idaho!

.....What I'm saying is I need several million dollars to waste

I'm in. Get Rich to fund the project and we're set.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Florida Porpoises' own Don Mourinho!

[TheWho87]

Guess you didnt check the 5 Star Wrestling facebook page, they were at WrestleCon and have been doing stuff with UK promotions like Target, Discovery and SWA.

[Gazz]

Enter the 8-Man, 5 Star Tournament on Saturday the 25th of April, at the incredible SWA event in Motherwell, for your chance to win 2 tickets to WWE SummerSlam (all expenses paid) and a PlayStation 3 with a copy of 5 Star Wrestling!

[Whisper]

Motherwell... incredible...

Does not compute.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Gazz waited to tell us until it was too late for us to get up there and challenge him.

So, didya win it?

[Gazz]

I was just about to win the final by pinfall and my character glitched outside the ring but 20 feet in the air and I lost via countout.

[apsham]

Holy fuck. There's a picture of Kevin Nash playing it on that page.

Everything else aside, it's still pretty god damn sad they can't even update their friggin' website with anything to do with the game. Interested in seeing what kind of DLC actually comes out for it.

[Walker]

My favourite YouTube guys played this game ...

[9 to 5]

"The Continent of Friendship!". 

[apsham]

"The Continent of Friendship!". 

God dammit. I wanted to post that video and that comment the whole time I watched that but EWB was down at the time.

[Bobfoc]

Apparently, they're making another one of these on PS4, and Rey Mysterio will be a playable character. It appears to be tied in with the oddly named 5 Star Wrestling: ReGenesis tour in the UK next January.

[Liam]

"The Pro Evolution Soccer of Professional Wrestling Games,"

.....ok.

[Ruki]

....what the hell....

[King Ellis]

Someone mentioned 5 Star Wrestling to me the other day and I thought they meant the game but he meant the actual UK indy thing. I thought it was just a weird coincidence.

As for Rey? It's a shame, I was looking forward to the 100% authentically original character Roy Mysterioso Snr.