UEFA Champions League 2016/17

[King Ellis]

6 minutes ago, Lineker said:

No Tobes tonight.

Get out.

[MDK]

No idea how Spurs haven't scored

[Gazz]

Flicked on the BBC site, saw that and nearly shit myself. Looks like the Bradford fire.

[MDK]

Really close from Bayer just now. Do they have goaline tech in the CL?

26 minutes ago, Gazz said:

Flicked on the BBC site, saw that and nearly shit myself. Looks like the Bradford fire.

Yeah, I saw that and thought the BBC were being really blasé (no pun intended) about it.

[Lineker]

Unreal save by Lloris.

[MDK]

3 minutes ago, Lineker said:

Unreal save by Lloris.

I like the no sell by the assistant linesman penalty box official

And bloody hell, Danny Rose 

[MDK]

What abortion of a kit are City wearing?

[Gazz]

I'm still trying to work out why all the Man City players stopped playing when Fernandinho fell over. It is just an instant reaction now, 'Oh, my team mate is on the floor, must be a free ki... hang on, there's no one near him and the best player in the world has a free run on goal from eight yards out'.

[9 to 5]

Since when did Matt Jansen sign for Barcelona Gazz? :-o

[Gazz]

He's on loan from Chorley.

[9 to 5]

Jansen. My footballing Road Dogg.

[MDK]

10 minutes ago, 9 to 5 said:

Jansen. My footballing Road Dogg.

Old, past it but still performing somehow? >_>

[9 to 5]

no u

[MDK]

Bravo  

[Gazz]

Does that make Egil Ostenstadt an ass man?

[MDK]

1 more goal in this match and I win my bet

Two stupid red cards, a bagful of goals and some decent football. This hasn't disappointed.

[MDK]

You fucking dickhead, Neymar

[Kaney]

First ever hat trick for Ozil!

[MDK]

Just now, MechaKanezilla said:

First ever hat trick for Ozil!

Like it counts against Ludogrits 

[Baddar]

Niall Quinn claims Joe Hart would never have made a mistake like Claudio Bravo did by rushing out and gifting the ball to Suarez "in a million years".

Ok then.