The Star Wars Thread

[Skummy]

Yeah, if that plot spoiler is true, it sounds fucking awful. I'm sure you could probably say much the same thing about the original trilogy on paper, but it sounds appalling.

[GoGo Yubari]

Looking pretty good, Mark Hamill.

[livid]

And now we have a title! Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

https://twitter.com/starwars/status/530404275957293056/photo/1

[GoGo Yubari]

Cutting "Episode VII" out? NOPE I'M OUT FUCK THIS FRANCHISE DONE FOREVER GOODBYE STAR WARS IT WAS FUN HOW DARE YOU JJ ABRAMS SACRILEGE.

[Benjamin]

GoGo just channeled what Kevin Smith will probably say right there.

[Maxx]

Yes, that's definitely a reflection Kevin Smith's feelings on this film that were all over the internet a month or so ago.

[Mick]

Eh, title's better than Attack of the Clones

[Benjamin]

Yes, that's definitely a reflection Kevin Smith's feelings on this film that were all over the internet a month or so ago.

Pfft, like I'd click on anything Kevin Smith-related.

[brenchill]

Let's celebrate Stars Wars being given a title with a song:

[tristy]

Not one person has mentioned that a teaser trailer will probably debut next week?

[Ant]

New teaser trailer.

The lightsaber as a sword really fucking irks me.

[brenchill]

What else is a lightsaber supposed to be?

[Ant]

It doesn't look like a lightsaber though thats the point.

Everything else looks fucking incredible though.

[stokeriño]

A sword hilt which has a crossguard that could slice your own hand (or otherwise cut you during battle) does seem a touch precarious.

[TheSqauredCircleMessiah]

Not going to lie, totally marked out seeing The Falcon at the end.

[brenchill]

I'd take it back if I was him. Looks faulty.

[SeanDMan]

the falcon has always looked like a piece of shit, but it has got it where it counts kid.

[brenchill]

Rumour has it the Falcon made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.

[LL!]

I'm surprised that I've only masturbated three times to the trailer.

I echo the sentiments for what the fuck is going on with that lightsaber. It LOOKS cool, but that guy's wrist is probably fucked in a fight.

[zero]

IT'S A MOVIE WITH COMICAL GAY ANDROIDS AND MUPPETS THAT CAN BRING A SPACESHIP OUT OF A SWAMP USING ONLY THEIR MINDS WHO GIVES A FUCK HOW PRACTICAL THE FAKE SWORD IS?! IT'S A LIGHTSABER WITH A GODDAMN LIGHTSABER FOR A HANDLE!

Seriously though, STAR WARS! :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: