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Status Updates posted by Sousa
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Does anyone know where I can buy a big bottle of Buffalo-style hat sauce?
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Is this a thing? I hope this is a thing.
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It's not a thing .
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I wanted a youtube of Sousa eating a hat come January 2nd!
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Really, though, Sabu has committed very little genocide.
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You know who else was homicidal, suicidal, and genocidal? HITLER.
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Sabu debuted his new 'Fuhrer' gimmick.
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You think maybe Sabu has committed suicide but survived like that Tommy Demon kid?
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Can Eminem be prosecuted for filing a false report about the death of Dr. Dre? Let's find out.
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Radio won't even play his jams.
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And speaking of Dr. Dre, how did he get his doctorate? And what is his Ph.D?
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I think his PhD. is in Beats.
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If I was a dictator, I'd be Joseph Ballin'.
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More like Aman Andumb...
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Just call me Mao Tse-Hung.
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Your swagger bill would be so high because it would always be on.
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The beast at Tanagra.
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Sousa, his back turnt.
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Sousa, his metaphors remarkably cogent, described by Metaphors Magazine as "the Mona Lisa of cogent metaphors."
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Temba, his arms wide!
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Boy you guys, that cat with dark marks around the eyes sure doesn't care for most things.
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Hey, Cloudy said the thing I was going to say! High five, on the flip side!
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Go to hell, Sousa!
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Honestly I've always thought grumpy cat is the feline version of Sousa
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Tremble in fear at our three different kinds of ships!
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That was Amy!
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Damn it! With my last breath, I curse Zoidbeeeeeerrrrrrggg
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You should've shot where we were going to be instead of where we were!
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LIKE THIS POST IF YOU SUPPORT OUR TROOPS: http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=45340&view=findpost&p=922765
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You know what, actually, fuck the troops.
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Is this an American thing?
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NAY-T-O! NAY-T-O! NAY-T-O!
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https://www.facebook.com/events/442066595805014/ Aw shit, gang.
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SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!!
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LOL, Sousa.. just saw that vid fromlast year.. amazing. I am def gonna try and get something like that going
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The best part is the confusion and fear on the faces of each and every member of his family.
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You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?
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I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all. DROP. YOUR. SWORD.
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I think you could pretty much quote this entire movie in here.
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I think so too..not like its a bad thing
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My pick for the best wrestler of 2011 is Sara Del Rey (yes she is a girl).
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Wow. Way to be provocative!
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i see you stole my coment
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You either stole spongebob's comet or cement. I can't tell.
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The much-vaunted Sousa Ignore List grows by one! Snoop and mickeyblueeyes were the last ones on it, and they're banned now! The countdown has begun!
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Invader Z asked how many people are on the list Sousa, 63? Just in case the ignore users works in here too!!
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Invader Z isn't on my ignore list because Invader Z is a stand-up fellow.
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I imagine you have a big stone tablet that you etch the name of everyone ignored into.
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Can somebody hack into SesXCMPUNKX's signature and make it smaller?
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I could make that Punk one smaller too but I don't know if he'd be willing to change that one as well.
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Trust me, he's not going to have a choice.
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I have taken Jericho's one out no need to worry Sousa.
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More reasonable word filter: Zack Ryder -> Brett Major. I still stand by WrestleZone -> goatse.cx, though.
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I both approve and am deeply disturbed.
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Well, I never told you to google it.
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No, I knew what it meant beforehand; I'm just sorry it was brought up.
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So ROC and I put together this "International Talk Like Randy Savage Day" event on Facebook. Mostly his doing. Today, we hit 10,000 attendees. Holy shit.
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"I have the opportunity to reach thousands upon thousands of people!"
"USE IT TO SHILL THE WRESTLING FANFIC MESSAGE BOARD YOU GO TO!"
Um, okay?
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...you know I was kidding, right?
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I've actually seen some of my offline friends join that group. Was weird.
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Jason Mann from the Wrestlespective blog and I are going to be podcasting about the Hogan/Savage vs. Flair/Vader main event from Slamboree 1995. Should be fun.
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"Sousa should update his blog." "YEAH! I agree!" "Come on, do it..."
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All right, guys, pipe down.
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I would like to congratulate Kirkland for surviving the ignore list. You're off. You're safe. You're free.
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Maybe you should keep him on, just in case...
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It's a second or third. I have determined that you're good people with bad taste in music.
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I don't even remember talking about my taste in music on EWB all that much,lol
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I bet Obama is eating crow now that the Packers beat the Steelers in the Super Bowl.
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My favorite part was when Ben Rothlesburger took off his Steelers jersey to reveal a Packers jersey and went nuts with a chair.
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And then Ben raped Mike McCarthy?
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Steelers 17-7. I've seen it in a dream...
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I'm going to help Zero out here and remind you guys not to spoil things in the status box. Zero's not a big fan of fake spoilers, either, so yeah.
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I forgot that because I've been drinking. I figure I should be unconscious by about entrance #25.
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But that's when Doug Gilbert's coming out!
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Doug Gilbert missed his flight. He's being replaced by Paul Roma.
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To balance out all the getting along that has started to happen on EWB over the last few days, I just wanted you all to know that you are the human equivalent of the water that runs off my crotch when I wash it after coitus. Fuck y'all. You guys are the worst.
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you'll be getting a visit from the Palin National Guard in a few days, sir. Do not resist.
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ESPECIALLY you, Tristy.
When I get laid tonight I'm going to wash with a cup under me. And then I'm going to file that cup away with a post-it note that says "YOU GUYS." And if my wife ever finds said cup I'm going to probably not be able to sensibly explain its existence.
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ur fat
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The best thing to do is not respond to status update trolls.
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This is a good thing, but not the best thing. The best thing would surely involve chocolate. Or mexican food. Or sex. Or chocolate mexican food sex.
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Like wrapping your dick in a tortilla shell and drizzling it with Hershey's.
I think you're right. I think you're right.
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Who is who?
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Hey Scott Steiner, I heard you are upset about Garrett Bischoff. Why don't you tell us about it on Twitter?
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I'd much rather want a Steiner rant show on Spike TV than Impact.
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If it was just two hours of Steiner putting fat guys in the Recliner while he spoke about stuff, I'd watch it.
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Someone should introduce Scott Steiner to Youtube. To Hell with Twitter. I want a Scott Steiner Youtube show.
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For the first time since my return, a self-important troll has made the ignore list. Now I don't have to look at his eyesore graphics anymore, too.
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Your graphics are good.
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You'll never find out who challenges Carlito though...
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Those graphics are Just Too Hot for you. Maybe if you'd been born later than 81 you might get them.
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I'm tired of the Shockmaster being the go-to joke for WCW. We need a new one. I nominate Jack Boot, the only wrestler named after Nazi footwear.
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It's more abstract, but I propose that time on Thunder when The Cat wrestled The Dog.
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If you don't stop mocking WCW, you will face Jerry Flynn in.. THE BLOCK.
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I nominate Brian Pillman working the office to get out of his contract, so he could join WWF. Well done WCW.