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  1. Does anyone know where I can buy a big bottle of Buffalo-style hat sauce?

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Is this a thing? I hope this is a thing.

    3. Dingle

      Dingle

      It's not a thing :(.

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I wanted a youtube of Sousa eating a hat come January 2nd!

  2. Really, though, Sabu has committed very little genocide.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      You know who else was homicidal, suicidal, and genocidal? HITLER.

    3. HC

      HC

      Sabu debuted his new 'Fuhrer' gimmick.

    4. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      You think maybe Sabu has committed suicide but survived like that Tommy Demon kid?

  3. Can Eminem be prosecuted for filing a false report about the death of Dr. Dre? Let's find out.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Radio won't even play his jams. :(

    3. JasonM

      JasonM

      And speaking of Dr. Dre, how did he get his doctorate? And what is his Ph.D?

    4. Monkey D. Lars

      Monkey D. Lars

      I think his PhD. is in Beats.

  4. If I was a dictator, I'd be Joseph Ballin'.

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    2. Numbahs

      Numbahs

      More like Aman Andumb...

    3. KevinStorm

      KevinStorm

      Just call me Mao Tse-Hung.

    4. brenchill

      brenchill

      Your swagger bill would be so high because it would always be on.

  5. The beast at Tanagra.

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      Sousa, his back turnt.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Sousa, his metaphors remarkably cogent, described by Metaphors Magazine as "the Mona Lisa of cogent metaphors."

    4. Lint

      Lint

      Temba, his arms wide!

  6. Boy you guys, that cat with dark marks around the eyes sure doesn't care for most things.

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    2. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      Hey, Cloudy said the thing I was going to say! High five, on the flip side!

    3. LL!

      LL!

      Go to hell, Sousa!

    4. Lint

      Lint

      Honestly I've always thought grumpy cat is the feline version of Sousa

  7. Tremble in fear at our three different kinds of ships!

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    2. King Ellis
    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      Damn it! With my last breath, I curse Zoidbeeeeeerrrrrrggg

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      You should've shot where we were going to be instead of where we were!

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    2. Beefus of Bethesda

      Beefus of Bethesda

      SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!!

    3. Beefus of Bethesda

      Beefus of Bethesda

      LOL, Sousa.. just saw that vid fromlast year.. amazing. I am def gonna try and get something like that going

    4. Nerf

      Nerf

      The best part is the confusion and fear on the faces of each and every member of his family.

  8. You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all. DROP. YOUR. SWORD.

    3. Commander Sheepard

      Commander Sheepard

      I think you could pretty much quote this entire movie in here.

    4. Lint

      Lint

      I think so too..not like its a bad thing

  9. My pick for the best wrestler of 2011 is Sara Del Rey (yes she is a girl).

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      Wow. Way to be provocative!

    3. spongebob

      spongebob

      i see you stole my coment

    4. MNM X Koofi e R-Truth

      MNM X Koofi e R-Truth

      You either stole spongebob's comet or cement. I can't tell.

  10. The much-vaunted Sousa Ignore List grows by one! Snoop and mickeyblueeyes were the last ones on it, and they're banned now! The countdown has begun!

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    2. Marcos

      Marcos

      Invader Z asked how many people are on the list Sousa, 63? Just in case the ignore users works in here too!! <_<

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Invader Z isn't on my ignore list because Invader Z is a stand-up fellow.

    4. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      I imagine you have a big stone tablet that you etch the name of everyone ignored into.

  11. Can somebody hack into SesXCMPUNKX's signature and make it smaller?

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    2. =BK=

      =BK=

      I could make that Punk one smaller too but I don't know if he'd be willing to change that one as well.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      Trust me, he's not going to have a choice.

    4. SesXCMPUNKX

      SesXCMPUNKX

      I have taken Jericho's one out no need to worry Sousa.

  12. More reasonable word filter: Zack Ryder -> Brett Major. I still stand by WrestleZone -> goatse.cx, though.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      I both approve and am deeply disturbed.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      Well, I never told you to google it.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      No, I knew what it meant beforehand; I'm just sorry it was brought up.

  13. So ROC and I put together this "International Talk Like Randy Savage Day" event on Facebook. Mostly his doing. Today, we hit 10,000 attendees. Holy shit.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      "I have the opportunity to reach thousands upon thousands of people!"

      "USE IT TO SHILL THE WRESTLING FANFIC MESSAGE BOARD YOU GO TO!"

      Um, okay?

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      ...you know I was kidding, right?

    4. tristy

      tristy

      I've actually seen some of my offline friends join that group. Was weird.

  14. Jason Mann from the Wrestlespective blog and I are going to be podcasting about the Hogan/Savage vs. Flair/Vader main event from Slamboree 1995. Should be fun.

  15. I would like to congratulate Kirkland for surviving the ignore list. You're off. You're safe. You're free.

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    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      Maybe you should keep him on, just in case...

      :D

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      It's a second or third. I have determined that you're good people with bad taste in music.

    4. =BK=

      =BK=

      I don't even remember talking about my taste in music on EWB all that much,lol

  16. I bet Obama is eating crow now that the Packers beat the Steelers in the Super Bowl.

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      My favorite part was when Ben Rothlesburger took off his Steelers jersey to reveal a Packers jersey and went nuts with a chair.

    3. DJ Ice

      DJ Ice

      And then Ben raped Mike McCarthy?

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      Steelers 17-7. I've seen it in a dream...

  17. I'm going to help Zero out here and remind you guys not to spoil things in the status box. Zero's not a big fan of fake spoilers, either, so yeah. <_<

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    2. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      I forgot that because I've been drinking. I figure I should be unconscious by about entrance #25.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      But that's when Doug Gilbert's coming out!

    4. ThrillhouseMAX

      ThrillhouseMAX

      Doug Gilbert missed his flight. He's being replaced by Paul Roma.

  18. To balance out all the getting along that has started to happen on EWB over the last few days, I just wanted you all to know that you are the human equivalent of the water that runs off my crotch when I wash it after coitus. Fuck y'all. You guys are the worst.

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    2. tristy

      tristy

      you'll be getting a visit from the Palin National Guard in a few days, sir. Do not resist.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      ESPECIALLY you, Tristy.

      When I get laid tonight I'm going to wash with a cup under me. And then I'm going to file that cup away with a post-it note that says "YOU GUYS." And if my wife ever finds said cup I'm going to probably not be able to sensibly explain its existence.

    4. tristy
  19. The best thing to do is not respond to status update trolls.

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      This is a good thing, but not the best thing. The best thing would surely involve chocolate. Or mexican food. Or sex. Or chocolate mexican food sex.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Like wrapping your dick in a tortilla shell and drizzling it with Hershey's.

      I think you're right. I think you're right.

    4. TEOL
  20. Hey Scott Steiner, I heard you are upset about Garrett Bischoff. Why don't you tell us about it on Twitter?

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    2. SlicedBread

      SlicedBread

      I'd much rather want a Steiner rant show on Spike TV than Impact.

    3. tenaciousg

      tenaciousg

      If it was just two hours of Steiner putting fat guys in the Recliner while he spoke about stuff, I'd watch it.

    4. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Someone should introduce Scott Steiner to Youtube. To Hell with Twitter. I want a Scott Steiner Youtube show.

  21. For the first time since my return, a self-important troll has made the ignore list. Now I don't have to look at his eyesore graphics anymore, too.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Your graphics are good.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      You'll never find out who challenges Carlito though...

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Those graphics are Just Too Hot for you. Maybe if you'd been born later than 81 you might get them.

  22. I'm tired of the Shockmaster being the go-to joke for WCW. We need a new one. I nominate Jack Boot, the only wrestler named after Nazi footwear.

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    2. Boulder

      Boulder

      It's more abstract, but I propose that time on Thunder when The Cat wrestled The Dog.

    3. GA!

      GA!

      If you don't stop mocking WCW, you will face Jerry Flynn in.. THE BLOCK.

    4. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      I nominate Brian Pillman working the office to get out of his contract, so he could join WWF. Well done WCW.

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