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Noah

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  1. From a facebook friend:-"I would like to thank Russell Crowe for picking up my husband Russell Cook yesterday. My hubby was running to make the Rabbitohs game in the rain and a black hummer pulled up and a man asked my Russ if he wanted a lift, when my hubby looked around it was Russell Crowe, my hubby got in and was taken to the stadium. Thank you Mr Crowe as my kids and I were worried where he was. A true gentleman...."

    1. apsham

      apsham

      Probably a stripper named Russell Crowe.

    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      Perhaps it was Russell Crow.

    3. apsham

      apsham

      Kurt Russel Crowe

  2. благодаря ник

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Dude, don't be racist.

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Great Khali is that you?

    3. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      That ain't Murikan.

  3. I dare someone to unlock this status!

  4. Who will challenge Kaney? Benji apparently.....

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I'll get the poll ready......or when Vince Russo shows up, he can get the pole ready.

    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      I would beat Benji to death with a shovel.

    3. Benji

      Benji

      Talk about a burial.

  5. I have had this username for a touch over 6 months. I do believe that's a new record for me.

  6. Who was EWB's best poster before EWB's best poster? This is like the chicken and the egg all over again.

    1. Hornswoggle4PM

      Hornswoggle4PM

      Egg came first. No mystery there.

    2. NobBe Nobbs
    3. RoHitman Reigns

      RoHitman Reigns

      You have never been an option for the best Ethan so that's a lie you were in the running.

  7. Cloudy is pretty special, why haven't you wished him a happy birthday yet?

    1. Noah

      Noah

      Oh I get it, you think you're better than him right? Well that's just crazy! You're nothing!

    2. Hornswoggle4PM

      Hornswoggle4PM

      I don't think he knows who I am, Mr. Ego the Second.

    3. Noah

      Noah

      Cloudy is a man of the people, I'm sure he knows everyone on here.

  8. Eddie finally has a champion!

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Bad Eddie, Good Eddie or Mehddie?

    2. Noah

      Noah

      One of the above.

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Is it Carlito by any chance?

  9. Linekles, employee of the year.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Rich, playmate of the year.

    2. Crybaby Bunting

      Crybaby Bunting

      Chris2k, millennium of the year.

    3. EddieG

      EddieG

      Linekles couldn't win employee of the year in a one-man company.

  10. I now want Hulk Hogan's cape.

    1. brenchill
    2. Noah
    3. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      You don't tug on Hulk Hogan's cape, you don't spit in the wind

      You don't pull the mask off that old Jushin Lyger,

      and you don't mess around with Hillbilly Jim.

  11. AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      When you see them coming you better run for cover; girls you don't need a weekend lover.

    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      mhmmmmmmmmmm American Males!

    3. Walker

      Walker

      SLAM YA GRANDMA! SLAM YA GRANDMA! SLAM YA GRANDMA!

  12. That annoying board problem thread, isn't more picking on Lineker is it? :(

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      When did it become cool to pick on Lineker?

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      For always. EWB was founded by anti-Semites.

    3. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      I thought we were Baddar haters. I need to keep up on the weekly changes.

  13. I just saw an old episode of Family Guy, In it, they took a shot at Scrubs for allegedly not being funny. I mean c'mon really?

    1. Matt

      Matt

      Scrubs is cock.

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Is Black Scrubs here?

    3. Noah

      Noah

      Matt the point of the status message was how ridiculous the notion of Family Guy commenting on how unfunny another tv show was.

  14. Rider truly is EWB's best poster.

    1. EWB's Best Poster.
    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      It's more of an ironic name, like when someone tall get's nicknamed Tiny.

    3. EWB's Best Poster.
  15. +1 Baddar

    1. King Ellis
    2. Baddar

      Baddar

      Wait, what did I do?

    3. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Stop messing with him. Poor bastard may start to develop pride and it's too late for him now. :(

  16. Somebody needs to start a diary based on a promotion funded by Brad Harris.

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Skummy needs to book him into a feud in one of his whacky WWE games.

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      He seems more like a TNA signing.

    3. Naitch
  17. 'IT'S JOHN FUCKING HOWARD'S FAULT'.

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      John Howard was a saint.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      No that was Roger Moore.

    3. Plubby

      Plubby

      Jonny Hizzle: Best PM.

  18. Do you really think you are better than Gazz?

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      THIS CAPACITY CROWD HAS BECOME UNGGGLLUUEEEEDDD!

    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      I'd say I'm about even with him.

    3. 9 to 5
  19. Mitt Romney to challenge Carlito?

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Hes gotta get through Callaghan first.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      We need a Scott Steiner moderated debate.

    3. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      We need Scott Steiner to be in a debate. He convinced me it was a good idea to bomb Iraq!

  20. My plants were all borked :(

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      I bet Skummy purposely borked them, as he is the worst.

    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      Some of them are die :(

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      You ort to be ashamed.

  21. The quality of spambots is terrible these days

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      I missed my chance to buy some fit-flops. I'm waiting for that bot to come around again.

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      That Angry Birds website is awesome.

      Actual quote from that site:

      "How to play Angry Birds Golden Eggs?

      Angry Birds Online is a game of skill where the player must knock off nice pig. For this purpose, has a special sling and shoots her title birds (Birds). Are they mad? Judge for yourself:)

      The birds certainly have reason to be angry because their eggs wykradły mumps. To retrieve it Angry Birds must break all the pigs."

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      Okay, just laughed out loud at " because their eggs wykradły mumps"

  22. This status message is locked for being much too silly

  23. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

    1. El Principito
    2. ThrillhouseMAX

      ThrillhouseMAX

      If I held it against you, would you complain about my boner poking your legs?

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      If I said you had a beautiful body, would you let me pump my semen into it?

  24. What if I want to turn my back on the Wolfpac? Surely it's my choice?

    1. Pizza

      Pizza

      Well of course you could turn your back on them if you really wanted too. But then you might wind up in a bodybag.

    2. Ace
    3. Maxx

      Maxx

      To be fair though, that's risk you take whenever you hang out with Scott Hall and Konnan, regardless of back turning.

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