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  1. Noah

    * BUZZ * Vous êtes condamné à une amende d'un crédit pour une violation du Statut du Moralité verbale.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Peut-être que la même chose pourrait être dit de toutes les religions!

    2. Tyrone

      Tyrone

      ^ Best one.

  2. Noah

    Carlito isn't really that cool.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      You take that back.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Yeah I went too far. :(

      Epico is still the best Colon though.

  3. Noah

    ROB VAN DAM

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      *BOODLELOODLELOODLELOODLE*
      THE WHOLE F'N SHOW

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Who will challenge him???

  4. Noah

    Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus.

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Senator Jordon Steele-John made a joke about it on one of his posts, and no one got it and were wondering why he was congratulating himself.

      It was amazing.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Fantastic. Great story. Well done Lukie.

  5. Noah

    Lineker has only started 2 of the 5 most recent topics.

    Stop actually doing your job and get back to what you do best.

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      I can a sure you that I'm not actually doing my job.

    2. Plubby

      Plubby

      Attaboy.

  6. Noah

    If Vince Russo booked ICW fat Morales would end up being Ruki.

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Everyone knows Ruki is not Mexican!

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Neither is Fat Morales, he's British. Darn game-generated workers with their screwed up names not fitting their nationalities.

  7. Noah

    CHICKEN CLUB, BABY!

    1. Adam

      Adam

      Are you at Wetherspoons?

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      TOO CRISPY!

  8. Noah

    I called my chick on the phone last night Her mother said she was gone for the night She had two tickets to a rock 'n' roll show To see her working class hero So I jumped in my car, and I cruised downtown I could hear the music playing' from a mile around So I got me a ticket, and I walked inside I could see him standing there in the spotlight

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      EAT YOUR HEART OUT RICK SPRINGFIELD

    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      CAUSE SHE'S MY GIRL AND SHE ALWAYS WILL BE

  9. Noah

    Figures. Finally finished downloading the updates for Minecraft and it's like 2am. Will have to have my first go at it tomorrow. :(

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Australian internet really must be bad, Minecraft isn't even that big.

    2. TheWho87

      TheWho87

      If its for consoles its just going to take a while cause you cant play online without it, plus you get all the new goodies.

  10. Noah

    I hate you...yeah you! You know who you are.

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      I hate you too.

    2. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Don't you fucking know what you are?

  11. Noah

    I just found a K-Fed, He's stuck on a shitty weight loss reality show in australia. Do you want him back america? Shipping costs extra.

    1. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Nah, we're good.

    2. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      I want him to come back, if only to feud with John Cena. Now there's a REAL Wrestlemania dream match!

  12. Noah

    The Heartbreak Kid is a man....such a man(such a man).......he's a real, real mans man.

    1. The Heartbreak Kid

      The Heartbreak Kid

      I thought I was a sexy boy (sexy boy)? :(

    2. Mick

      Mick

      He's not The Mountie, he's handsome, he's brave, he's strong.

  13. Noah

    Is there still an active link to that Cheerleader Melissa video set to that Evanescence song? I loved that video but I can't seem to find it anywhere :(

    1. HC

      HC

      This it?

    2. Owen

      Owen

      #23 was a good maunsolt.

  14. Noah

    What happens after you report someone? Apparently the begining of a really really long thread.

    1. Liam

      Liam

      You kids these days, and your inability to read anything longer than 140 characters. TSK!

    2. Noah

      Noah

      I just saw it was 12 pages long and freaked out :(

  15. Noah

    I like the new Rihanna song. It's a postmodern masterpiece.

    1. VerbalPuke

      VerbalPuke

      I think that you are a postmodern masterpiece.

    2. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      rihanna is shit

  16. Noah

    What does Steve Sidwell have against Serbia?

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      Probably the over-rated Manager.

      Anyway, I picked up the next best thing. Barnsley star midfielder, Chris James :)

    2. Noah

      Noah

      I recall the glory days of convincing Peter Beardsley to drop a division and join Brighton.

  17. Noah

    The Miz is quite solid.

    1. Plubby

      Plubby

      You're fired.

  18. Noah

    Lucy in the sky with Paul Diamond.

    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      All that Gary Glitters is gold

  19. Noah

    Now perhaps Jasonmufc will learn the harsh reality of life on EWB.

    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      Now I know how Neville Chamberlain felt.

  20. Noah

    You're a turd.

    1. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      NO.

      U!

  21. Noah

    Top top bantz.

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      u wot

  22. Noah

    There's a 42 year old user celebrating their birthday today. Did Teej change his username?

    1. apsham

      apsham

      I think the middle three names are more an in interesting story than anything else.

  23. Noah

    If a tree falls in the forest and Fox News isn't there to cover it, is it still Obama's fault?

    1. tycoon

      tycoon

      are you allowed to ask that question before bill maher and john stewart have a chance to tell you what to think about it? fox bashers watch the most fox news lol....

  24. Noah

    What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now?

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      WWBBD(IHWHRN)?

  25. Noah

    Ralph Wolferson

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Hey!

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