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  1. Sup, EWB. It's been a while. Wonder if anyone even remembers me.

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    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      Yeah, fuck PkmnTrainerJ. Complete tool he was.

    3. Gorka

      Gorka

      Still stalking Johnny and the rest of NL?

    4. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Every once in a while when I'm in the NL stream I see thebrianj. I didn't know Gorka watches too though.

  2. Bought WWE 13. First thing I did was download Ryback, put him in an orange camo jumpsuit, and rename him RyJack. Priorities, people. Priorities.

  3. I was hoping that during Obama's victory speech, Edge's music would hit and he'd walk out carrying a briefcase, and Wolf Blitzer would yell NOT THIS WAY

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    2. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Dolph Ziggler had guaranteed he was going to cash in on Obama, but in a video on WWE.com he explained he was lying.

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      The Election Host didn't think the people wanted to see it end that way, so demanded the whole thing be restarted.

    4. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      After announcing last week that there would be a 5-on-5 elimination match between Democrats and Republicans, it was changed to a three-way match for the Presidency this week, though most expected Obama's long reign to continue until Bill Clinton returns and challenges for the Presidency in January

  4. Guys, I'm worried that I simply am not ready to handle the game-changer that is Fandangoo. Anyone have any advice?

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      You want to...handle Fandangoo, do you?

    2. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      Let's be honest here... who DOESN'T want to handle Fandangoo?

    3. Josh

      Josh

      Just relax and let it happen.

  5. *Whistle* SUFFICIENT SPRINGS!

  6. the most wonderful thing in the history of things.
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    2. Whtie Dolphin

      Whtie Dolphin

      No lines from Tails in Sonic games for the Gamecube? Dafuq?

    3. JasonM

      JasonM

      Never mind that shit, where is the obligatory Zero Wing mention?

    4. Redefine Sick

      Redefine Sick

      Zero Wing didn't have voice acting.

  7. Just got an e-mail from the First Lady Of Syria, who says she has lots of US Monies and needs a US account in which to transfer it. This might be my big break, guys.

  8. http://i45.tinypic.com/2wmkiol.png No big deal, Cyberdisc is just all up in my grill.
    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      Oh I see you got a 99% chance... But you know what bitch, 1% just dictated that you are going to get murdered at the end of the turn!

  9. The customization of soldiers in X-Com: Enemy Unknown is wonderful. Soldiers Punk, Sheamus, Steen, and Cara are a lethal combination.

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    2. ndqw
    3. Noah

      Noah

      No wonder he never has a long lasting diary if he doesn't know who Kevin Steen is :(

    4. Noah

      Noah

      No wonder he never has a long lasting diary if he doesn't know who Kevin Steen is :(

  10. For those of you interested, the latest post of Fuck You, Jeffery Blaine features a recap of the story both in-ring and backstage, and a full current roster complete with links to finishers! Also dragons. Dragons sold separately.

  11. I had a dream that they did a remake of the movie The Wizard. The only change they made was instead of Ninja Gaiden in the first round, they played Super Metroid. I have the lamest subconscious ever.

  12. Well, after some health issues, family issues, and a car crash, I appear to finally have free time again! I should probably finish writing the next show of that wrestling thing I write.

  13. A sincere thank you to everyone who voted for FYJB to be pinned in the Dome. Really means so much to me, you guys. Personal issues have kept me busy for a while, but All Hallow's Eve is being written!

  14. At PAX today I played a demo of X-Com Enemy Unknown. I have no words for how happy those 20 minutes were for me.

    1. Ruki

      Ruki

      Really? Cool. I've seen a few things about the game, and it looks pretty rad.

    2. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      If you haven't played the original, go buy it on Steam for $5. Strategy at its absolute best.

    3. Ruki

      Ruki

      Too many other games on the go at the moment! But, if I never played the original...will this game make sense to me?

  15. Somebody just called asking about how much it is to rent the apartment I'm moving out of. The one that I moved out of about two and a half years ago, and is halfway across the country from me. This happens about once a month.

    1. Dingle

      Dingle

      Ask for £100 up front.

    2. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Then get put in jail for fraud. GREAT PLAN!

    3. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      Just researched... apparently Campus Housing still had the ad up. Which is funny, since I asked them to take it down about 2 years ago. Cripes.

  16. Would someone explain to me why, of all songs, "Beauty School Dropout" is stuck in my head?

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    2. Ace

      Ace

      Would you prefer Call Me Maybe?

    3. Redefine Sick

      Redefine Sick

      Because you have bad taste in music, Brian.

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Ace I'd prefer Call Me Maybe, over Shout it out any day of the week.

  17. is this the greatest commercial ever? Yes. Yes it is.
  18. http://i50.tinypic.com/23jhies.png Meanwhile, in the youtube comments section of a CM Punk video...
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    2. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Damn that CM Punk for making Hardy take drugs. What a jerk.

    3. tomroe

      tomroe

      ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT

    4. Adam

      Adam

      It must be tough being such a braindead soul.

  19. Is Bastion any good? I see it's on sale on Steam for $3.00

    1. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      I really liked it and 3 bucks is a steal

    2. Saladin777

      Saladin777

      The narrative alone is worth it.

    3. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      A great little game.

  20. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp1nrhJAX3I the most important thing in the history of the world.
    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      That is creepy as hell.

    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      This was my status update yesterday. Still just as amazing :P

    3. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      I think it's actually feeling what's around it as opposed to eating it. But it sure seems intrigued at that one spot.

  21. The man who invented Scantrons died today. If you want to leave your condolences, please make sure to make your mark heavy and dark.

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      And use a #2 pencil ONLY!

    2. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      Make sure you avoid any stray marks on the page too!

  22. Just watched a horror movie trailer and played a game of "Count the Jump Scares". 8 jump scares in a 2 minute trailer isn't scary, it's adorable.

  23. You know, EWB, every year of my life, I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on the good and the beautiful... if you just take the time to look at it.

    1. Josh

      Josh

      You're some guy, Makonnen.

  24. Last night I watched 4 wrestling fans make fun of a children's Spelling Bee. And it was glorious.

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    2. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      No "yes yes yes!" chants? :(

    3. Damian WayLNKe

      Damian WayLNKe

      The same four wrestling fans that had the "Your Fired" signs at Monday's Raw?

    4. Gorka

      Gorka

      The child dressed in an American flag shirt was by far the best

  25. I am hereby declaring Billy Kidman's WCW Theme to be the most underrated theme in wrestling history. Please adjust your opinions accordingly.

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    2. Benji

      Benji

      I used to love his theme. I never really understood why I liked Kidman, he was dull on the mic, couldn't act, had loads of people who could wrestle better, and looked like you could grate cheese on his face, but I always liked the guy.

    3. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      I liked the Filthy Animals theme song

    4. Benji

      Benji

      A REEK OF LA MAZDA!

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