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  1. Are we sure Sticks wasn't just looking for nickel faucets?

  2. Guys, I am a Kroneosexual. I think I need help.

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    2. Liam

      Liam

      Ollie is hotter than you, Ellis.

    3. Krone

      Krone

      Ellis, you do don my alias in your name. You will always be #1 in my heart. Teach me the ways mentor.

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Krone, if I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.

  3. YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

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    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      They don't really need to ask him, as much as say, simply look at his profile bio.

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      Man that bio is great. Ollie read it out loud in the car on the way to PTTS and I almost crashed I was laughing so much!

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      P.Sure that Ollie's bio is what got Liniker to agree to give him a lift. And I don't mean Ollie reading it...

  4. only a few hours left to enter the prediction contest. There's a very special prize on offer! Go go go go go go!
    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      The prize is Go Go and his two lost triplets?

    2. Noah

      Noah

      I'm disappointed "Gadget" wasn't inserted in amongst all those gos.

  5. Who wants to hear Ollie ramble on about old ROH?

    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      I rather hear ROH ramble on about Old Ollie.

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      I've been waiting for bloody ages.

  6. with four different lovers and forty-eight roses I need a confessional that never closes.

    1. Heroin Bob
    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      SAVE SOME FORGIVENESS FOR MEEEEEEE-EE

  7. Fuck the champagne. We want gin.

    1. SESbb30

      SESbb30

      can i have Canadian whiskey? gin really isnt my drink.

  8. http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=90161&st=0 Votes remain open until Midnight Friday GMT. So go vote now if you haven't!
  9. http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=90161 go vote for your favourite finishing move ever, EWB!
    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I look forward to GoGo finishing this list in 4 months.

    2. probablyoliver

      probablyoliver

      I look forward to fuck you Ellis.

  10. just got Deftones tickets! Heck yeah, me!

    1. Trench

      Trench

      Make sure you do not tell CM Punk that. Kassius Ohno already made that mistake.

    2. Adam

      Adam

      For which gig? Nottingham Rock City was tempting me to go in February.

    3. probablyoliver

      probablyoliver

      Brixton. I like Brixton Academy and I haven't been there in, like, forever.

  11. Oh come on, you guys are total jer%2

    1. KONGO

      KONGO

      You're just saying that 'cause you can'%2

  12. Sousa just called me fat on facebook. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      You are fat. Regards, noted skeleton Gazz.

    2. LL!

      LL!

      BWAHAHAHAHAHA

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      I was more offended by your deathly Moby Dick-like pallor. Regards, noted tan person Sousa.

  13. After watching his documentary I'd really like to have a beer with CM Punk.

    1. Silva

      Silva

      Too bad he doesn't drink, huh?

    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      THAT'S THE JOOOOKKEEE!

    3. Plubby

      Plubby

      And only if Punk buys.

  14. There are some parents whose children long for divorce.

    1. IDOL

      IDOL

      I know two of them!

  15. You think I'd be worried about the amount of stories I have that start with 'So I was trying to kiss this dude...'

  16. Otherwise you're just some guy and you're all mad at Chavo Guerrero who never done a thing to you.

  17. If last nights RAW chat proved anything it's that I should totally be made mod. #OllieForMod

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      Ollie for mod will be as disastrous as his father's gambling habits.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      =/!

      We should ban LL from EWB like they banned that Riley fella from Twitter.

      And we should ban Ollie too for the same reason for his inevitable reply to LL...

    4. probablyoliver

      probablyoliver

      something something LL's Dad. Also TEOL I love you, but you've gotta pay.

  18. CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!

    1. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      You missed an 'o' :/

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Captaino my captaino? Is this the Spanish version?

  19. I need to hurry up and watch the next ROH show.

  20. ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!

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