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  1. Hey, I'm WhatCulture.com's new WWE writer! Check out my first article: http://whatculture.com/wwe/wwe-8-wrestlemania-main-events-almost-happened.php

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Why would you promote Ad Blocker on your own work?!

    3. Boulder

      Boulder

      I get paid by the article click and I'd rather people read than not.

    4. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      CLICK READ CONQUER REPEAT

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      I'll need that in writing.

    3. Jam

      Jam

      Terrible, I can't imagine there's many (if any) fans who think Undertaker, the DEMON Kane, John Cena and Randy Orton don't deserve to go into the Hall of Fame

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Hell, when Brawler makes the fame I'll be saying "BOUT DAMN TIME."

  2. Yeah, this one hurt a little - the 20 most horrifically stupid things that ever happened in WCW: http://whatculture.com/wwe/20-horrifically-stupid-things-ever-happened-wcw.php

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    2. The Heartbreak Kid

      The Heartbreak Kid

      There could of been so many more than 20. West Texas Rednecks, for example. Good article.

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Don't be hatin' on the West Texas Rednecks. Rap is Crap and they knew it!

    4. Benji

      Benji

      Man, WTR were just an awesome response to the awful No Limit Soldiers. Also, how can you hate on a group including Curt Hennig, Barry Windham and Virgil, regardless of what brought them together?

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Compared to Teej, he's still a Young Lion!

    3. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      You're not a veteran in Japan until you're like 70. He's still a young'un.

    4. Hobo

      Hobo

      I hear big things about this Rikidozan guy.

  3. So what you're saying is... THERE'S A CHANCE! Ten Ways CM Punk Could Still Appear At WrestleMania XXX: http://whatculture.com/wwe/cm-punk-10-ways-still-appear-wrestlemania-30.php

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    2. Benji

      Benji

      As a member of noted female dance group "The Funkettes", accompanied by Libarace's zombie corpse.

    3. zero

      zero

      Goddamn, those a horrible ideas.

    4. Boulder

      Boulder

      Really? Every last one is horrible? Felt like I covered a good bit of ground, so what's left? Have Punk hatch out of an egg?

      Thanks for the constructive criticism!

  4. Come on, vote in the Top 25 Matches thread! Don't make me beg!

  5. Bet you haven't thought about "Lightning Foot" Jerry Flynn yet today.

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      I have that one covered.

    3. GA!

      GA!

      Mr Hole In One Barry Darsow

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      I bet I can win this by asking if you've taken a stroll down Lenny Lane.

  6. Whooooo! Uncensored 2000 on WWE 24/7! Still a super-fun show.

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    2. Boulder

      Boulder

      Yeah, he didn't quite get all of that one.

    3. ROC

      ROC

      "Yeah, he didn't quite get all of that one." -- The story of Ahmed Johnson's career.

    4. GA!

      GA!

      This is a weird, weird show. It's WCW giving up months before it fully gave up - yet I enjoy watching it.

  7. Why I'll Never Have a Good Job, Reason #149: While browsing through listings, I see an add for an Executive Assistant. My first thought? "Just like Mr. Perfect!"

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    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      They didn't hire me when they asked me if I wanted the job and I went ''YES! YES! YES!''

    3. Boulder

      Boulder

      Argh, and I misspelled "ad.". I'm a mess!

    4. LittleDaniel
  8. Ten Times WWE Said "Fuck You" To The Fans - tell me whatcha think!: http://whatculture.com/wwe/wwe-10-times-wwe-said-fk-fans.php

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    2. Boulder

      Boulder

      He coulda been a contender (to the Intercontinental Title)!

    3. Noah

      Noah

      If Eric Young can be a knockouts tag champ, Ryder could've been a divas champ.

    4. Benji

      Benji

      Zack Ryder was no Eric Young. EY has been pretty consistently entertaining for nearly a decade.

  9. Eight WWE wrestlers in line for big pushes after WrestleMania: http://whatculture.com/wwe/wwe-8-wrestlers-expected-get-big-pushes-wrestlemania-30.php

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      1. John Cena

      2. Randy Orton

      3. Batista

      4. Triple H

      5. Shawn Michaels

      6. Sheamus

      7. John Cena (again)

      8. Zack Ryder (for real this time)

    3. Boulder

      Boulder

      Think of the matches!

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Would we get wacky twin magic from 1 & 7?

  10. 18 Embarrassing Wrestling Move Fails (Or Sin Cara: A Career Retrospective): http://whatculture.com/wwe/wwe-18-embarrassing-wrestling-move-fails.php

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    2. Boulder

      Boulder

      Hey, hey, nothing but respect for Mistico! That Sin Cara guy, on the other hand...

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I thought this was 18 Embarrassing Wrestling Movie Fails and the Guardians shittyness had infected another part of EWB.

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Are we talking Mistico/Sin Cara, Hunico/Sin Cara or the short lived Dennis Knight/Sin Cara?

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    2. Boulder

      Boulder

      Thanks! Alas, I couldn't fit Sheamus versus Togi Makabe.

    3. OGpistolpete

      OGpistolpete

      Lesnar/Suzuki omgeeeee

    4. Thrilla

      Thrilla

      Ambrose/Ishii sounds like such a waste of Ishii.

  11. Voting in the Top 25 Matches thread ends tomorrow night! Now I'm begging! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAASE VOTE!

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    2. DJ Ice
    3. zero

      zero

      If you don't vote, you'll get crabs.

    4. Josh

      Josh

      I would, but I have a goldfish memory. I'd put Taker/Shawn from WM 25 at #1, and the rest would be . . . I dunno . . . ditto?

  12. I watched the 1997 World War 3 match tonight. John Nord lasted surprisingly long.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      "John Nord lasted surprisingly long" is really the story of John Nord's career.

    2. VerbalPuke

      VerbalPuke

      I was there live for that one. They always seemed to talk him up during Royal Rumbles, like he was a favorite because a battle royal style match was just right up his alley.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Well, Berzerker's whole gimmick was "guy who liked tossing people over the top rope."

      Okay, that and "a Viking," but still.

  13. Check out www.timeforpizza.podbean.com, my new wrestling/comics/misc. podcast!

    1. C-MIL
    2. Boulder
    3. caucasianheat

      caucasianheat

      RSS'd. Subject matter is pretty much right up my alley.

  14. Are there any EWBers who live in/are familiar with Tokyo? I've got questions!

    1. ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      I've been there 5 or 6 times. Why do you ask?

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Because he's got questions!

    3. ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      Heeeee's the question master!

    1. TKz

      TKz

      I cannot see the point behind this one when there's an entire book series detailing exactly what happens next.

    2. MalaCloudy Black
    3. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Also #5 is awful and you should feel bad, Boulder.

  15. Ok here is the senrio thing is srink down to the size of a red blood cell using the atoms shrinking tech and placed inside supermans blood stream. He is told that unless he puts clark down permently the rest of the fantastic four fam. Well be slaughtered now supes is pretty durable on the inside but not to level that his on the outside. Can Ben Grim put clark downor does he fail.

    1. Boulder

      Boulder

      Taken verbatim from Comic Book Resources' forum. And people say we have problems.

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      >.>

      Theoretically, Hank Pym can make it so that the Pym Particles he uses on Thing wear off after a brief time, causing Thing to make Superman effectively explode from the pressure.

      Or, you know, if Thing can be injected into Superman's bloodstream so easily, why not just inject him with liquified Kryptonite?

      Also, everyone knows Superman's real name is Kal-El.

    3. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      I was going to guess GameFAQs, but yeah, that makes sense.

  16. You know it's humid in the city when even the Jews for Jesus tap out.

    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      You'd think they'd be used to the heat, what with the whole 40 years of wandering in the desert.

    2. naiwf

      naiwf

      But that's a DRY heat <_<

  17. Mayhem is up! Who is the WCW World Heavyweight Champion? Check it out! http://www.ewbattleground.com/index.php/topic/77423-wcw-2000/?p=3136632

  18. I'm Greg Gagne and I'm in a rage! I want Brody and I want him in a cage!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      The high flyin' dropkick will make 'im see double!

      I'll grind 'im up at the Wrestlerock Rumble! WHOO!

    2. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      Nick Bockwinkel made rap cool.

  19. The ten coolest wrestlers of all time! Where'd Carlito rank? http://whatculture.com/wwe/wwe-10-coolest-wrestlers-time.php

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Alternatively: Who will challenge Carlito (to the number one spot)?

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Pfft, that list is stupid "sorry, Carlito, spitting apples in people's faces doesn't make you cool". What would they know?

    1. Tyrone

      Tyrone

      Very enjoyable article, good read. I'm thinking of going there to train after I graduate uni, so this was quite helpful.

    2. Boulder

      Boulder

      Glad you enjoyed it! Any further questions, don't hesitate to contact me!

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