OctoberRaven

I read it as 'taste yourself.' Not good.

I read it as be a bear. Be a bear and taste yourself.

Tell that the box office, HIYOOOOOOOOOO but yeah I heard it's not really bad.

The box office numbers are the only thing smaller than Boma's relevance to the plot.

But yeah, it's pretty good actually. Has some flaws, but did a lot more right than it did wrong. Not better than the original, of course, but as long as you're not expecting a 1:1 retelling you should be satisfied.

If he starts selling peaches on the side of the road then he's the Man with a Fruit Stand. 

If he commits a high stakes robbery and is being chased, does he become The Man on the Lamb?

and so darn good looking if he's any relation to Ricky Steamboat.

Ricky Dreamboat?

This is just his way of getting you guys to stop watching RAW.

It worked

No Red Dragon, no deal!

Psh, it was all about BAM!

It's our most wanted fan fiction romance since Kaval and Layla.

Balls Mahoney and Kelly Kelly was the best though.

So you're calling Carlito an idiot?

He spits in the face of people who don't want to be idiots

No, fuck that part of the movie, that part of the movie is stupid.

The song was catchy as fuck though.

Yet Nitro beat Raw int he ratings again!

Raw was headlined by Freddie Joe Floyd vs. Mankind.

(No disrespect to Misters Smothers and Foley.)

You always did strike me as a Kwame Watson-Siriboe.

Chad McSizzlebeef?

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

If I die, tell my wife I said... hello.

baby, ima butter yo bread.

Nah man, I baked this myself, and put an extra coat of butter to it to add flavor. It's awesome.

You are one of the people who should go to the Favorite Singers list and answer my question.

To be fair, if I could have included Freddie Mercury in that list he'd be #10.

Not if I set my clocks forward a hour.

also remember folks: time doesn't actually change if you set your clocks forward.

Before they shunted him to the top of the card, yeah.

Well it's not like they had much of a choice.

Still, how incredibly jaded do you have to be to shit on Steve Corino?

Trying to understand the logic behind that makes my appendix hurt.

I like my Homie =(

His name sounds good in your ear, but if you hear it you mustn't fear!

No one suspects the Fun Police.

This is JUST as good as impossibly perfect human face masks!

The only thing about Pizza Hut that is better than Papa John's is their stuffed crust. Otherwise fuck Pizza Hut.

Panagaos is where it's at.

She has a funny face.

Cracked claims that when a guy says he wants a woman who is funny, he means he wants a woman who laughs at his jokes.

Not obscure enough! :@

Local syndication are playing the olduns for the first time in ages, so yeah.

I'd offer Snooki money not to wear her clothes.

Wait, is that not what this is about?

I do that with women all the time.

I've got a box of Kleenex ready, and the best of Awesome Kong on DVD. I don't know what *you* have planned.

It's only University Challenge, Rick! It's only University Challeeeeeeeeenge!

Errrrr... you are less than funny

We call that an MPH.

Absolute classic

Pokey The Penguin: So awesome even Jets fans realize it!