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  1. PLEASE CHANGE MY NAME BACK R.W.

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      He'll get the papers if he has to?

    3. Evil Chase K

      Evil Chase K

      Don't change his(?) name. EWB wouldn't be the same without Junior Hoilett.

      ...who is he?

    4. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      I want his name to be Johnny Two Times.

  2. Question for y'all. What do you call a piece of writing that's longer than a paragraph but shorter than an essay?

  3. get yer wands out. Inuendo? No, Harry Potter mafia, signups now open!

  4. Why is life such a mess?

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    2. RPS

      RPS

      because you shat your pants?

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      That was Python, not Queen :/

    4. Skummy

      Skummy

      RIDE THE SANDWORM

  5. Friday, Friday, getting down on Friday. Everybody lookin forward to the weekend...

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      . . . there's a 9 in the afternoon, now?

    3. Kaney

      Kaney

      IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      Nine in the afternoon, and your eyes are the size of the moon...

  6. So what's so bad about Caws.ws?

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    2. Damian WayLNKe
    3. Noah

      Noah

      You're all just being anti.

    4. apsham

      apsham

      That place is a rotting shithole of dumb fuckery.

  7. The awkward moment when you see a Porsche getting clamped.

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    2. GA!

      GA!

      It's not awkward, it's ironic. Isn't that right Alanis Morissette?

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      you keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means.

    4. CraigOrion

      CraigOrion

      It's worse when it happens to your car.

  8. some kid on my other blog site was deeply unhappy that the WWE fixed the title match last night. Other users were quick to faceplant and point out that Wresting IS fixed. More on this as we get it.

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    2. King Ellis
    3. Cymbols

      Cymbols

      oh yeah sorry... EDIT- Fixed as in xxx beating xxx for the xxx title being deciding by writers

    4. New Damage

      New Damage

      Faceplant? So they all instantaneously fell over? This I gotta see!

  9. anyone up for some Harry Potter roleplaying?

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    2. Maxx

      Maxx

      *puts on robe and wizard hat*

    3. DavidMarrio

      DavidMarrio

      *whips out his magic wand*

    4. Matt

      Matt

      Here at EWB we prefer to call it roleplay for Harry Potter.

  10. Throwing up in the middle of an English exam. Fun stuff.

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    2. Dan

      Dan

      Despite it sounding like throwing up, it's called speaking Welsh.

    3. Cymbols

      Cymbols

      Nope, pretty sure it wasn't.

    4. Pettengill_Mark

      Pettengill_Mark

      Why would Cymru be speaking Welsh in an English exam?

  11. How do you take screenshots on Football Manager?

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    2. King Ellis
    3. KONGO

      KONGO

      Delete your system32 folder.

    4. brenchill

      brenchill

      I believe there's a feature on the Steam program to do it.

  12. Feeling pretty partiotic for no apparent reason

    1. S.V. Ellis

      S.V. Ellis

      what pray tell is partiotic?

    2. Beefus of Bethesda

      Beefus of Bethesda

      LOL, I swear this kids gimmick is misspelling things.

    3. Cymbols

      Cymbols

      Yep. Sounds about right.

  13. Watching old episodes of the dirt sheet.

    1. Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Olive the other Jiberdeer

      As opposed to new episodes of a web series that doesn't exist any more?

    2. Cymbols
  14. Welcome to 2013, let's hope it sucks less than 2012

  15. Hey, I like angry birds.

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Even when they knock off nice pigs?

  16. R.I.P. Rodney King

    1. AxillaryDeezy

      AxillaryDeezy

      47 years old. god damn

  17. anyone want in on Harry Potter mafia. I've got a couple of replacement slots

  18. IT'S THE SECOND COMING!!!

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      You new? Welcome to EWB.

  19. Stupid Blackburn.

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      Keep this up and you'll find yourself on -999999...

  20. Anyone else fancy joining the UFC chat?

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  22. If you would follow the link and fill in the survey it would be greatly appreciated
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