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  1. Dear internet - I want to buy one blue twelve-sided dice, and one green twelve-sided dice. I do not want to buy a pack of TWENTY of them, just ONE of each colour. Why is this so difficult?

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Chris: No comic/game stores in your area? Every one I've ever seen usually has a fishbowl full of die for 50 cents a pop.

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      And the typo was intentional because "fishbowl full of die" sounds hilarious to me but I'm weird like that.

    4. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Good point, there's one near where I work. I shall have a look later :).

  2. Watch_Dogs looks absolutely fantastic, but the question is do I get it for the PS3 or the PS4?

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    2. livid

      livid

      I'm gonna get it on PS3 because while I'm going to get a PS4, I'm not getting it at launch.

    3. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      See, everything I'm thinking has been covered, I want it for the PS4 if I can afford the PS4 at launch, but I want to play it badly enough to get it on the PS3 if the PS4 option isn't viable. Anyone wanna give me $399 to help make my mind up?

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Never been one to get anything at launch and I still have a heap of PS3 games to finish anyways. If I have room on my "to play" pile, I'll get it on PS3.

  3. Every episode of Robot Wars on YouTube? Tremendous.

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Don't forget Clarkson!

    3. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      http://www.youtube.com/user/BBCRobotwarsUK - All 6 series + 2 Extreme series + some US stuff. And sorry Ellis but Charles > Clarkson, to me Clarkson always treated the roboteers like dirt.
    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Clarkson treats everyone like dirt though, he wasn't singiling them out!

  4. Someone at my cricket match today made 293 off 145 balls. Good effort that.

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    2. Rich
    3. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      sounds like i was bowling!

    4. Mongrel

      Mongrel

      Pfft, couldn't hack it in the nervous 290s.

  5. Don't you just love it when you're told that your laptop won't be wiped when they fix it, but then wipe it anyway. Thankfully it's my spare.

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    2. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      I wouldn't mind so much but all they were meant to do was fix the screen and the DVD tray.

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Yeah, sounds like Geek Squad. Wouldn't trust any of those guys to be able to turn on a computer much less fix one.

    4. LittleDaniel

      LittleDaniel

      I'm going to be a bit radical here and trust them to turn on a computer.

  6. R.I.P. Tony Gubba :(

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Shame. I remember him doing commentary on like ISS 98 I think it was.

    3. Lineker
    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      I have been playing it today.

  7. A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.

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    2. Maxx
    3. Noah

      Noah

      I never even heard that word, before I came to EWB.

    4. Benji

      Benji

      SAX-A-MA-PHOOOOOOOOONE!

  8. Anyone got any suggestions for a name for a series of articles recapping 1996 WWF shows?

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Billionaire Ted's Wrasslin' Warroom.

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Millionaire Vince's Sports Entertainment Rawroom.

    4. Benji

      Benji

      Chris2k does WWF2k-4

  9. If anyone uses DigitalSpy and doesn't want WrestleMania spoilers DO NOT go there, not even the frontpage.

    1. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      OK, you can now. I complained and they changed it. FIGHT THE POWER.

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Did you call them fucking plums?

    3. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Unfortunately not. I wouldn't have minded but they're a UK website so you'd think they'd know people don't watch live, instead I now know two Mania results without even turning my TV on.

  10. Possibly my first ever ranking in the Popular Contributors list. If only it was WrestleMania week every week.

    1. Noah

      Noah

      Wrestlemania got you the likes but Pokemon won you the hearts.

    2. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      And now I'm top. This is a proud moment in my life.

    3. Noah
  11. Without watching TV I just recognised that Die Another Day was on from the gun barrel sequence. It's the only one where the bullet makes a noise. I depress myself.

    1. IDOL

      IDOL

      Is it said I never realized it was a gun barrel until American Dad made that spoof episode?

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Well I never said that.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Perhaps the same could be said of ALL religions!

  12. Grr, Sainsburys all out of Black 2 so I had to get White 2. As I had Black before I have a feeling going to Black 2 would have been a better ide.a

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I only wanted the white one, they sent me bloody black!

    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      And here I was thinking y'all was talking about the Lionhead classic...

    3. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      Send the bugger back Ellis!

  13. Chris2K's Olympic Sport of the day: Volleyball.

  14. I think I just swallowed a fly. That's a bit of a buzz kill.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Swallow a spider.

    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      But make sure you have a bird on hand to get the spider.

    3. botchedpiledriver
  15. Did you know that sewing up a cut on a cat's paw and the antibiotics for afterwards costs £188.30? I found this out the hard way.

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Not surprised. When it comes to fixing up your pets, vets have you by the balls.

    2. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      Which is a lot less fun than it sounds.

    3. larrymann

      larrymann

      if they had you by your pets balls you could just cut them off.

  16. Ahh Pepsi Max. Eases the pain.

    1. Toe

      Toe

      Could I get a Pepsi Free?

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      If you want a Pepsi, pal, you're gonna pay for it!

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      And now I can do what I came in here to do; Pepsi Max doesn't eases pain, it only causes more pain.

  17. What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster? Seriously, is it? Nobody actually gave us a definitive answer.

    1. ROC

      ROC

      The monster ate that band that made that song.

    2. GA!

      GA!

      Poor shit-eating monster :(

  18. It seems Matt Striker makes a surprisingly good ring announcer.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      He is the Jeremy Borash of the WWE. Actually, can Borash wrestle? Matt Striker surpasses Boarsh!

    2. Lint

      Lint

      I initially read that as "He's the Borat of the WWE"

  19. I just had a Piri Piri Chicken Pot Noodle. I swear to God I think my insides are now burnt.

  20. I made a 3v3 tag on WWE 13 to have on in the background while I surfed the net, Kingston, Truth and Jericho v Miz, Ziggler and Swagger.25 minutes in and nobody seems to have taken an advantage.

    1. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      45 minutes in and Miz wins with a sunset flip on Kofi. No finishers other than an OMG moment through the barricade. This experiment has failed.

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      Smackdown engine has never been able to do tag matches properly, they always go on forever.

  21. I just spent the morning completing the Zero missions on GTA San Andreas. This should be used to interrogate terrorist suspects, not waterboarding.

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Still less annoying than ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN

    2. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      I got that on the third attempt this time and was very proud of myself.

  22. Nothing says "No PS4 on Launch Date for you" like driving into a curb and getting a £450 repair bill.

    1. ROC

      ROC

      It's okay. The PS4 will probably be out in Juvember 2013 anyway. Enough time.

    2. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Yeah nothing says no launch date anything like... no launch date.

  23. RIP Geoffrey Holder. An amazing dancer, choreographer, legendary voodoo villain and non-caffeinated beverage advocate :(.

  24. How's that for piledriving Miss Daisy?

    1. GA!

      GA!

      Stunt Granny </3

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