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I was either a keeper or the dirtiest defender you've ever seen. Wild tackles, diving, clipping my own heels, elbows everywhere and a hell of a lot of shit talking.

And sometimes I was stuck up front. Good feet for a big lad.

I was agreeing with everything then you said diving.... Shame on you!! :(

I remember someone diving against me and I said to him I'll give you a reason to actually go down next time, he thought I was joking. Clattered him about two minutes later and the ref didn't give anything. He wasn't happy to say the least.

Used to play in midfield but then I got older and my knees got shitter so I moved to the back and I loved defending cause the refs are so shit in Sunday League you can get away with anything. Amount of sly pushes or grabbing of the shirts when someone was running clean through and getting away with it. Good times.

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I was either a keeper or the dirtiest defender you've ever seen. Wild tackles, diving, clipping my own heels, elbows everywhere and a hell of a lot of shit talking.

And sometimes I was stuck up front. Good feet for a big lad.

I was agreeing with everything then you said diving.... Shame on you!! :(

I remember someone diving against me and I said to him I'll give you a reason to actually go down next time, he thought I was joking. Clattered him about two minutes later and the ref didn't give anything. He wasn't happy to say the least.

Used to play in midfield but then I got older and my knees got shitter so I moved to the back and I loved defending cause the refs are so shit in Sunday League you can get away with anything. Amount of sly pushes or grabbing of the shirts when someone was running clean through and getting away with it. Good times.

If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying

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The government announced a £50m investment (over 4 years) in football at a ceremony to officially open Man City's new £200m training ground.

Talk about making yourself look inadequate...

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The government announced a £50m investment (over 4 years) in football at a ceremony to officially open Man City's new £200m training ground.

Talk about making yourself look inadequate...

And every last penny of that £50 million will be spent on...training cones.

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