Summer Transfer Window Thread 2015

[DavidMarrio]

I've heard it's meant to be Lukaku the surprise signing Man Utd are after

[Moses Julep]

I'd like to think this is an elaborate troll by LVG to drive the media insane and have people go "who?"

 

 

... no not Jim Neidhart sorry. 

[9 to 5]

Aww, come on Ringy let me have that.

[TCO]

Charlie Austin wouldn't be a bad signing to fill the role United want. 

[Whisper]

Charlie Austin wouldn't be a bad signing to fill the role United want. 

Hernandez, Wilson and Austin as backup for Rooney would be more than fine by me.

[METALMAN]

Having lost Van Persie and Falcao, Man Utd have a glaring absense in the famous-and-extremely-expensive-striker-who-ultimately-doesn't-perform department.

Do you think Fernando Torres fancies another crack at the Premier League?

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

Llorente seems to be the name being thrown about by the papers now.

[Hobo]

Marcus Bent is currently available.

[Dan]

Having lost Van Persie and Falcao, Man Utd have a glaring absense in the famous-and-extremely-expensive-striker-who-ultimately-doesn't-perform department.

Do you think Fernando Torres fancies another crack at the Premier League?

RVP scored 48 in 86 for them. Pretty good really.

[METALMAN]

Oh I know, I was thinking of last season's version. It's just that I didn't want to add in "formerly-brilliant" because I was stretching the hyphens a bit much as it was.

[Baddar]

It could be Lacazette, Lukaku, Llorente or anyone else whose surname MAY begin with the letter L.

In other words, the papers still haven't got a clue.

[Whisper]

Van Gaal apparently said after the game this morning that it wasn't a striker he was talking about.

It'll end up being no one.

Or Paul Scholes.

[Lineker]

Socceroos star Mat Ryan has sealed his move to the La Liga, locking in a six-year deal with Valencia after passing a medical. The 23-year-old has left Club Brugge after being voted the Belgian league’s best goalkeeper for the past two seasons to join Spain’s prestigious top tier on an undisclosed fee believed to be worth more than $10m.

[Lineker]

Bild are reporting that Man Utd have bid 100m euros for Thomas Muller. Grain of salt, etc.

[unitedツ]

I think United denied it a few days ago when it was reported.

[TCO]

Muller would be such a fantastic signing for anybody though, even at that price I think he's worth it. Players of that quality and experience at the age of 25 don't come around that often.

In the continuing adventures of Shteve plays FM 2015, the Chancel Mbemba deal is as good as done and the club has been heavily linked with Jean-Paul Boetius.

[Lineker]

Nigeria international defender Kenneth Omeruo has joined Turkish Super Lig side Kasimpasa on a season-long loan deal from Chelsea.

Wigan Athletic have signed Manchester United defender Reece James on a three-year deal for an undisclosed fee.

Sky Sports are reporting that Arsenal and AS Roma are in negotiations over loan move of goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny.

[Lineker]

Watford have signed Uruguayan defender Miguel Britos from Napoli on three-year deal.

[Lineker]

No word yet on whether it's a loan deal or permanent, mind you.

[Colly]

Watford's graphics are miles better than West Ham's.