The Capital One Cup thread 2015/16

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

That Arsenal goal feels like the kind of Arsenal goal that is often scored against us in the first half of North London Derbies.

[Kaney]

FLAMINI

[stokeriño]

Remy, 2-0.

Apparently he's been pretty shocking for the most part, but who cares if he scores. >_>

[FLiam]

This Debuchy thing hasn't really worked out at all.

[stokeriño]

Walsall squeeze one in off the back of a deflected freekick to make it 2-1 just before half-time.

[The Lusophone]

Rooney scores.

Also, this is the 3,753rd consecutive (competitive?) game with at least one academy graduate in the starting line-up for United. Our bench tonight also cost more than £140 million. I'm not sure what to make of either of those stats...

[MDK]

The lino turned heel for that Kane goal.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Rugby fans slagging off footballers as usual. Sure, maybe footballers collapse more easily than rugby players but at least our lads didn't spend 12 years of schooling wanking onto biscuits for each other to eat or warming up loo seats for each other.

[stokeriño]

KENEDY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...KENEDY!

(3-1)

[MDK]

Rugby fans slagging off footballers as usual. Sure, maybe footballers collapse more easily than rugby players but at least our lads didn't spend 12 years of schooling wanking onto biscuits for each other to eat or warming up loo seats for each other.

I'm not sure wanking onto a biscuit is worse

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Wahey!

[MDK]

BANG!

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Kane is psychologically peaking right now. Give him the ball all the time for the next ten minutes and then substitute him.

Rugby fans slagging off footballers as usual. Sure, maybe footballers collapse more easily than rugby players but at least our lads didn't spend 12 years of schooling wanking onto biscuits for each other to eat or warming up loo seats for each other.

I'm not sure wanking onto a biscuit is worse

Even if it's a Jammy Dodger?

[MDK]

I'd wipe the cum off it for a Jammy Dodger. Or a Wagon Wheel.

[Gazz]

Newcastle and Sheffield Wednesday are attempting to set a new record for the most dire game of football ever played.

There is literally not a single player who sounds like they give even the slightest of fucks.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Newcastle and Sheffield Wednesday are attempting to set a new record for the most dire game of football ever played.

There is literally not a single player who sounds like they give even the slightest of fucks.

GLAMOUR TIE!

 

 

 

Bloody hell we're getting robbed here.

Edited September 23, 2015 by ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

[MDK]

FUCKING HELL SON BANG IT IN

[The Lusophone]

Southampton are beating MK Dons so bad they may have to relocate again to escape the shame of it.

[Baddar]

Delighted for Pereira - good FK.

[The Lusophone]

MK Dons beat Manchester United 4-0 last week, they are on the end of a battering this year as Shane Long adds his second of the night

GG bbc text guy, gg.