The Capital One Cup thread 2015/16

[MDK]

Are all Arsenal players required to be made of glass?

[FLiam]

As far as I'm aware, it is a requirement.

It seems to be our British lot that are always injured as well.

This is a terrible game to watch, and Wednesday have scored. Probably game over.

In other news, Matheiu Debuchy is absolute shit.

Edited October 27, 2015 by Alexis Sanchez

[stokeriño]

Chelsea dominate the first half. Stoke (esp. Shawcross) do their thing of kicking five shades of shit out of us with barely any fouls given, let alone cards, while the likes of Baba get booked for nothing. Costa off with a knock. Others limping. Chelsea also start the better in the second half. Then Stoke score.

Standard.

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

We're doing better than Arsenal though

[The Lusophone]

Mourinho to get sacked half way through the game and Mark Hughes takes off his jacket to reveal a Chelsea one underneath?

In other news, 3-0 Wednesday.

[Gazz]

This does make Newcastle getting knocked out by Wednesday look slightly less horrible.

[TMM]

I have decided that laughter is the only way to cope with this Arsenal game. That and not really watching it

[FLiam]

Nice to hear the fans still chanting though.

[Kaney]

Yeah I'm not that fussed. After a run of beating Man U, Bayern, Watford and Everton, conceding one goal in the process, we are overdue a slip. Shows just how crucial Sanchez, and possibly more so Ozil, are to the team. So many shitty passes.

[stokeriño]

MOTHERFUCKING GOAL! 91ST MINUTE! REMY! 1-1! 

And moments later, Bardsley is sent off. Come oooooooooon

End of 90 minutes. Extra Time.

[DavidMarrio]

Least with Chelsea going to extra time it means it's an extra half an hour of football for a lot of the players...

Downside is, with our recent drawtacular form we'll be playing an extra half an hour of football following by an extra half an hour of penalties. 

[stokeriño]

It goes to penalties...

[Chris2K]

3 Penalty Shoot-Outs going to happen at the same time. I'd pay for a triple split screen right now.

[stokeriño]

Adam scores - - - Willian scores

Odemwingie scores - - - Oscar scores

Shaqiri scores - - - Remy scores

Wilson scores - - - Zouma scores

Arnautovic scores - - - Hazard SAVED

Stoke win.  

Edited October 27, 2015 by stokeriño

[Gazz]

Shaqiri has arms like a pro wrestler.

[King Ellis]

JOSE OUT

[TMM]

JOSE IN!

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

JOSÉ SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT

[GA!]

https://twitter.com/NickMotown/status/659138990688309248 

[stokeriño]

^ He's got the wrong tack on the the most common Jose complaint, which is that we should have had X penalties which weren't given, not that the opposition penalties shouldn't have happened.

Or in other words, perhaps we should have been allowed 10 penalty attempts to their 5.