The Capital One Cup thread 2015/16

[DavidMarrio]

All Germans look the same to Phil McNulty. 

 

[MDK]

How many hamstring injuries do they need? You'll never walk alone? You won't even walk to the bus at this rate.

[Hobo]

All of Liverpool's centre backs are now injured. Hopefully not too badly. Because the majority of players who have scored our goals this season are also injured.

 

 

[Szumi]

It's our year... To have the entire first team out injured at the same time!

 

Seriously though, time to get Illori and Wisdom back for emergency cover. Say, what's Danny Wilson up to nowadays?

[Lineker]

He's at Rangers, no?

[Baddar]

It would be a real shame if Coutinho missed the United game...

[MDK]

[Bobfoc]

Playing without a goalkeeper is a bold move.

[The Lusophone]

I was going to say that but I assume that maybe that's either a team of players who aren't injured, or a team of players who are...

Edit: Sturridge is one there, clearly a team of injured players.

[MDK]

Yeah, injured players

[Nerf]

It's alright, we're covered.

[Hobo]

Maybe this is all in Enrique's grand plan to try and get a game. If enough people get injured then maybe, just maybe, he'll get on the bench at Exeter.

[Kyle]

GLORY GLORY FUNES MORI  

[MDK]

Jesus saves! I mean scores!

[Kyle]

ROMELLLUUUUUUUUUU~!

[MDK]

Hope Lukakakaku hasn't hurt himself there

[Kyle]

And now to just do that at the Etihad and it's a final  

[Hobo]

 

Flanagan starts for Liverpool

Crouch and Walters start for Stoke.

[Baddar]

Arnautovic offside, but Stoke score to make it 1-1 on Agg. 

[DavidMarrio]

Boring first half ending with a blatantly offside goal for Stoke with whats that...liverpool conceded to someone with their first shot on target. 

Not really threatened at all this match, Firmino has been isolated up front.