UEFA Champions League 2015/16

[Cheeky Hughes]

3-2, RAHEEEEEEEEEEM YOU BEAUTIFUL CUNT

And Bony makes it 4! 

[Sam]

Fuck sake.

[Dan]

PSV winning too.

[Whisper]

Eh, we've never deserved to qualify from this group the way we've played.

Getting exactly what we deserve.

[Sam]

We're out now anyway PSV have scored. This is Van Gaal's fault for the pathetic performance this team put in at home to PSV. 

I'd rather have a shaky United who concede goals but look threatening as they have tonight then the pathetic 0-0s he keeps making us serve up. 

[Lineker]

I'd laugh, but they're fucking the coefficient  

[Cheeky Hughes]

Its alright lads, we won the group.

[Arjen Robben]

[Sam]

I've enjoyed watching our full backs tonight, they should start on the weekend. Can't believe I'm now paying £20 a month to watch the Europa League, fuck you LVG. 

[The Lusophone]

We're so good.

[Gazz]

Fucking Man United fans. Always complaining. You keep moaning about 0-0's and now you're in a 5 goal thriller and you're still moaning...

[Whisper]

8 minutes ago, Sam said:

We're out now anyway PSV have scored. This is Van Gaal's fault for the pathetic performance this team put in at home to PSV. 

I'd rather have a shaky United who concede goals but look threatening as they have tonight then the pathetic 0-0s he keeps making us serve up. 

Sadly, the result tonight will only give him more reason to make us dull and hard to beat.

[Baddar]

Better going forward, but we forgot how to defend when it mattered. Two avoidable goals plus a quality one conceded tonight. Smalling out for god knows how long after this as well, so that's not going to help. Serves us right for not looking like we wanted to beat PSV at OT. 

If LVG wasn't such a big name, he'd be facing the sack now. Not getting out of this group is unforgivable. 

[Sam]

2 minutes ago, Gazz said:

Fucking Man United fans. Always complaining. You keep moaning about 0-0's and now you're in a 5 goal thriller and you're still moaning...

I'm still moaning about the 0-0 , the 3-2 match was great, would happily watch us play like that and win some, lose some than try and endure yet more pedestrian 3/4 chances a game football. 

With the amount of money spent by Van Gaal you'd think we'd be able to easily top that group. 

[stokeriño]

10 minutes ago, Sam said:

Can't believe I'm now paying £20 a month to watch the Europa League, fuck you LVG. 

Shush. The Europa League is lovely!

[Arjen Robben]

Will cease now, but I thought that was too amusing to not post.

[Gazz]

There is something weirdly mathematically pleasing about Real Madrid having 32 shots, 16 on target, scoring 8 goals and 4 of them being by Ronaldo.

[Noah]

1 hour ago, Lineklaus said:

I'd laugh, but they're fucking the coefficient  

At least we were gentlemanly enough to buy the coefficient dinner first.

[Whisper]

I suppose the one (very minor) silver lining to going out is he might play the youngsters in the Europa League. It was a lot more enjoyable watching them last night, than the dullness we've been served up so far this season.

[Baddar]

And hey, if we win the Europa we won't even need top 4 for a CL place! Can't see us winning it, mind.