The Barclays Premier League thread 2015/2016

[Benji]

*pork sandwich, just to add insult in injewry

[MDK]

10 minutes ago, Benji said:

*pork sandwich

Tell me more

[Benji]

1 minute ago, MDK said:

Tell me more

Apple sauce and stuffing, bit of marge/butter. Golden.

[Rich]

Just now, Benji said:

Apple sauce and stuffing, bit of marge/butter. Golden.

What about crackling?

 

[MDK]

Just now, Benji said:

Apple sauce and stuffing, bit of marge/butter. Golden.

[Benji]

4 minutes ago, Rich said:

What about crackling?

I have a preference for it on the side as to not mess with the satisfying crunchy texture of the crackling itself, but eater's choice.

[The Lusophone]

That seems like a lot of work for just a sandwich...

[MDK]

Just now, Mad Jack said:

That seems like a lot of work for just a sandwich...

Says a man that has never had a good sammich.

[Benji]

You can't half arse these things. If you want a standard sammich then just go classic cheese. Meat needs the proper care it earned in life.

[MDK]

4 minutes ago, Benji said:

You can't half arse these things. If you want a standard sammich then just go classic cheese. Meat needs the proper care it earned in life.

I've actually gone to the trouble of marinating, cooking and cooling chicken so I can use it in a sammich. Even cooking bacon in the oven so it stays flat.

[Rich]

2 minutes ago, MDK said:

I've actually gone to the trouble of marinating, cooking and cooling chicken so I can use it in a sammich. Even cooking bacon in the oven so it stays flat.

What you need to do is cut small slits in the fat/rind and then grill it

 

[The Lusophone]

Mental.

[MDK]

1 minute ago, Rich said:

What you need to do is cut small slits in the fat/rind and then grill it

 

What you need to do is shut your whore mouth and eat my pork

[Rich]

Just now, MDK said:

What you need to do is shut your whore mouth and eat my pork

Makin' bacon is more important

[MDK]

[Lineker]

Do we have a bespoke sandwich thread anywhere? If not, why?

[Just Joe]

7 hours ago, MDK said:

@I'm A Walker said this at the NXT House show and everyone near us and turned to him and looked like him like he was (quite rightly) a weirdo.

[MDK]

10 minutes ago, Just Joe said:

@I'm A Walker said this at the NXT House show and everyone near us and turned to him and looked like him like he was (quite rightly) a weirdo.

Philistines 

[Nerf]

19 hours ago, Lineker said:

Not wanting to jinx anything, but quoting this post for future usage.

Hardly the most absurd claim that's ever been made on here.

I still fancy one of Arsenal or City to get their shit together and go on a run for the title. I'm not convinced Leicester will win the whole thing, but I think they're nailed on for third. And Spurs are pretty much guaranteed fourth, but I don't think they have it in them to finish above the other three. Their style is VERY demanding, and we're approaching the part of the season where that style starts to take its toll on the players. Spurs have a very small squad. Plus, their only 'run-in' experience is bottling fourth place every year, so yeah. I don't see how that young (though talented) a side will have the staying power.

It's hardly a poor reflection on your club. Poch's done a marvelous job and I am envious, I just don't think Spurs will win the league this year because there are three other sides with better squads. Maybe I'm wrong. And, hell, if I am, congratulations. I don't know why you're so desperate to prove me wrong, though.

Edit: I feel it's also worth mentioning that I'd actually like to see Spurs win it ahead of City or Leicester.

Edited March 1, 2016 by Social Justice Nerf

[Twist]

2 minutes ago, Social Justice Nerf said:

Hardly the most absurd claim that's ever been made on here.

I still fancy one of Arsenal or City to get their shit together and go on a run for the title. I'm not convinced Leicester will win the whole thing, but I think they're nailed on for third. And Spurs are pretty much guaranteed fourth, but I don't think they have it in them to finish above the other three. Their style is VERY demanding, and we're approaching the part of the season where that style starts to take its toll on the players. Spurs have a very small squad. Plus, their only 'run-in' experience is bottling fourth place every year, so yeah. I don't see how that young (but talented) a side will have the staying power.

It's hardly a poor reflection on your club. Poch's done a marvelous job and I am envious, I just don't think Spurs will win the league this year because there are three other sides with better squads. Maybe I'm wrong. And, hell, if I am, congratulations. I don't know why you're so desperate to prove me wrong, though.

Edit: I feel it's also worth mentioning that I'd actually like to see Spurs win it ahead of City or Leicester.

You might as well say 'you don't win anything with kids'.