zero

Oh hi!

sup brah

Hi guy

Ze-ro! Ze-ro! Ze-ro is on fire! We don't need no Sousa let the motherfucker burn!

Man, the crowd was so hot for Orton, I almost considered cheering for the guy.

So hot for Orton after a fire... interesting choice of words. Was the cheering to try and cover your tracks? ¬_¬

Woooo!

Not if it's on fire you ain't!

I think I should be goin'

GO. GO. GO. (I mean, if you want to. I don't want to force you to do something you do want to do. I'm not that type of guy.)

I'm waiting to see if the radio station has leftover tickets. All the good seats are sold out and I'm not paying $100 to sit in the nosebleeds.

And a wild MPH appeared. Then he was hit with the 'get out of donators' stick.

We leaked the video of your wedding night.

Early reviews are not so good.

Congratulations, Zero.

Mr. & Mrs. Zero can adopt me and take me to Vermont. I'm already potty trained!

Or should I say, Mr. & Mrs. Souzero

I was expecting it to link to PWPotato.

AHA.

Gears of War 2 is back, Maxx, but on PS3!

Just going to go throw money at a Gamestop clerk and take what they give me!

I just did a system update then could not log in again.

The Undertaker Undead

No April fools, he really is!

What about referees?!

What if we hadn't have said April Fools after it? ¬_¬

Should've asked him to be a guest on Kickout. >_>

Fuck you and your awesome life Zero.

I should've asked, but I would've felt like a douche if he told me to fuck off.

Bigal, all I did was go to a ROH show!

It's probably been waiting for these episodes to air so it can launch the missiles tomorrow night after it wins.

I for one welcome our new master, the Raw GM Watson.

I bet Watson is the WrestleMania host.

The last sentence I typed was "They call me Fred Flintstone, 'cause I'll fuck you in a cave."

Yeah, what I said.

"mmm, cheeseburger" ?

HAY HE TYPED THAT ON MY FACEBOOK. Sousa did, I mean.

Just make a sign that says "~!" and hold it up while standing to the left of someone else with any other sign.

FAT HARDY!

It may be late, but you totally should've gone with "WUTS UP~!"

If history has taught us anything, it's that appeasement is an infallible and consequence-free political strategy.

Falling on my head like a memory.

Falling on my head like a new emotion.

I'm trying not to cry at the realisation Zero will never be mine.

brb, got...sand in my eyes.

Congrats Zero.

I'm like to the party, but congrats!

Jand lost his father weeks before the pay-per-view, though! Complications due to aural brownie penetration!

Poor, poor Jand.

You can't spoil The Event, but you can spoil Perfecshaun.

You mean John Cena wasn't actually fired?

No, he was free.

Serve with asparagus,

Lentils or Béarnaise sauce

She sure smells delicious

God serve our Queen!

I don't care much except to be annoyed that it's going to cost a fuckton and we will indirectly pay for it.

I live in Finland and barely watch tv at all, but still I know he's using Diana's old ring. So yeah, I guess people actually do care about this shit. >_>