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  1. Turns out you CAN trade your post count for mod powers. Who knew?

    1. lanky316

      lanky316

      massive conversion rate though. 2.5 million posts for 3 active topics.

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I traded in all my posts and I didn't even get a lousy t-shirt.

  2. I've somehow gone and got myself employed...

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    2. The Lusophone
    3. Nerf

      Nerf

      Nah man, good salary, good hours, and I get to write for a living. Fuck, I do that for free nearly every day anyway.

    4. brenchill
  3. How many ears does Captain Kirk have? A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.

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    2. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Christ Nerf, that one is older than me.

    3. brenchill

      brenchill

      I think that one is in the Old Testament.

    4. Nerf

      Nerf

      Lukie hasn't blocked me. He's a liar.

  4. North East EWBers! Somebody bring me a set of spanners and help me dismantle this sofa to get it in my flat :(

  5. Brain has gone dead and I need help for an article. What is the blank in "The [Name] _______ Hour."

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    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      Jack Bauer Power

    3. MDK

      MDK

      The Nerf Power Hour of Sour Jack Bauer's Dour Tower

    4. 9 to 5
  6. Suggestions for a new show to marathon through? Currently leaning towards Boadwalk Empire.

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    2. livid

      livid

      Do I even have to say anything? <_<

    3. Nerf

      Nerf

      I am up to date on Sons of Anarchy excluding last night's episode :)

      Say what, Liviypoo?

    4. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      He wants to say that you should watch Boardwalk Empire, but for some reason he always ends up spelling it as 'Justified'.

  7. Well late to the party, but Srar narrates Breaking Bad is the best thing EWB has ever produced.

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    2. Nerf

      Nerf

      I rarely visit the TV forum! It was a gem worth waiting for.

    3. tristy
    4. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      You are the worst for remembering that

  8. Reply from Alonso, not too Xabi :)

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      You've used that before, haven't you?

    2. Plubby

      Plubby

      No, somebody else used it and Nerf stole it. It's his MO, just ask Sousa.

    3. Tyrone

      Tyrone

      Originality is key

  9. Go do important things or watch Sons of Anarchy? Hmm...

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    2. Nerf

      Nerf

      I made an executive decision to watch SoA instead and I don't regret it.

    3. brenchill

      brenchill

      SoA as in TNA Impact?

    4. Nerf

      Nerf

      Where motorcycles matter?

  10. C-Heat is gonna be pissed if Davey Richards signs with WWE at some point this month.

  11. Modern horror movie suggestions?

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    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      How about one where people move into a house where someone else died previously and thus its haunted and the current inhabitants start dying one-by-one. Now that's an idea that could go so many places and I'm sure it hasn't been done before, at least not in the past 2 weeks.....Oh you were asking about movies that were already out and not an idea for making your own horror movie right?

    3. MalaCloudy Black
    4. deli

      deli

      Scary Movie 5

  12. I'm in a glass case of emotion!

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Legitamately the only scene in that movie I found funny.

    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      Terrible Forky, just terrible

    3. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      I really do not like Will Ferrell's acting.

  13. I've got no news for you news fans.

  14. I am disrespectful to dirt!

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    2. Ant

      Ant

      Yep. Theres your answer Fishbulb.

    3. MDK

      MDK

      Yeah, well, listen lady

    4. Ant

      Ant

      SHUT UP I'M ASKING HER!

  15. Raw thread is only 2 pages long. Should I take that as I shouldn't bother watching?

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      There's something about Sandow changing Orton's theme lyrics which is fun.

    2. jupiterhill

      jupiterhill

      I laughed at a Great Khali segment, but I was fairly tired.

  16. Anyone know much about WhatCulture? Saw an ad for new writers and considered applying, but not sure how reputable they are.

  17. Did I tell you to put the balm on?

  18. Anybody else getting random ads when hovering over certain words on here?

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Every Skummy post is just a link to Jersey Plants Direct.

    3. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      It's a link to the customer service form.

    4. Pizza

      Pizza

      I used to on my work computer. Probably spyware.

  19. Is there a way to link to a YouTube video and have it start from a point other than the beginning?

    1. SRN

      SRN

      Yes. Click "Share" and there should be a drop-down menu named "Options" or something and then tick the "Start at" or whatever it is called.

    2. Nerf
    3. K

      K

      or insert #t=1m9s at the end of the URL. The numbers being the minutes and seconds, obviously.

  20. Is there a way to make text bigger than size 7 on here?

    1. JasonM
    2. Braeden

      Braeden

      Rub it... It usually makes it bigger.

  21. I love you fucking guys

  22. Hmm, what to go as for Halloween... Beetlejuice or Jimmy Saville?

  23. I have the rest of the night to myself. The question is: EWR, Pokemon or FIFA?

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    2. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      I have the exact same problem, except replacing EWR with catching up with TV shows I've missed due to playing FIFA and Pokémon.

    3. Nerf

      Nerf

      #firstworldproblems

    4. Monkey D. Lars

      Monkey D. Lars

      Pokemon Fire Red or Leaf green

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