Sousa

Kaney is King

9 to 5 is Queen.

I am not that popular!

I'm really excited about this now. I want to throw a sign-up thread down but it's probably not going to be ready until Monday at the earliest. Augh.

A trap I always fall into

TEOL shoots on KONG

DMX-Pac.

Fat Joe Malenko

God I've missed this kind of stuff. Also, Ad-Rocky Romero

So, all women?

You are not allowed to find Natalya and Beth Phoenix attractive because they are WRESTLERS and not OBJECTS, GOD DAMN IT.

I want them all to show me their boobs while they fan me and feed me grapes.

Sunna Vabitch Ellis.

Secretly Vanished Ellis.

Stunningly Vivacious Ellis

Ron Paul Harris.

Toby Keith Olbermann

Giraldo "Skyade" Rivera

Punt Speedchunk.

Slab Bulkhead.

Butch Deadlift.

Invader Zed is adorable. I want to put little bows on him and stuff.

oh and to be fair everyone on this board is harmless rich. they are internet people you see.

I agree with this...

sousa deserves all the hype.

2003 Bill Goldberg says "Believe the Hype!"

Mojo Rawley disapproves.

It's for the best.

Humperdink was awwwwwful.

It turns out my protege was... Leaping Lanny Poffo.

OH MY GOD LANNY POFFO IS NOT A ROOKIE HOW CAN THAT BE

Am I a Rookie? I've been here less than a year ¬¬

What did Dolph Ziggler say to the cougar?

Hi. I'm Dolph Ziggler.

Can we add Roderick Strong to the list?

I like Matt Morgan.

However I do dislike Matty Matty Chicken Patty. That guy is lame.

"You do things poorly, Matzat."

"That's what she said!"

Best comeback ever. I take back any complaints about Matzat.

I know how to please the mop if i want to. :-)

You sure do.

I wish Dan would leave due to bullying and hazing.

Here here.

He's a bad guy!

I dunno, I hear a lot of your other posts offend people too.

I don't even mind anymore. If people on the internet think I'm homophobic, then go for it. I'll continue about my business.

The Cool One: taking none of your shit.

I guess that desire to feel old is what motivates paedophiles.

No it's "feeling" young that motivates paedophiles.

Remember when Ross and Rachel got married by accident in Vegas? TV just isn't made like that anymore.

Seriously, I would expect irony detection to be chief among the virtues of many of our board's regulars, but Zero? Josh? What?

As my friend pointed out, they're really the pirates who don't fuck around when it comes to Jesus.

I haven't slept in some time.

They BOTH HAVE A FEMALE SIGNIFICANT OTHER. We are through the looking glass here, people.

This is all really hilarious.

How is being 1/8 as successful as a very successful person an insult?

Get out of the thread, cMpUnKfAn. This is the big kids' table.

Get out of the thread, cMpUnKfAn. This is the big kids' table.

Ace, stop ruining things you don't understand

And they were under the impression that a chipmunk imitating a lonely psychopath would make him happy to pay $40 for his family to watch?

I can understand Srar's point of throwing a bone to the beleaguered parent who has to sit through the terrible, terrible kid's flick. But that problem can be solved by actually making your kids movie... Good. Not just it's 'for kids so it's okay if it's stupid with some references for the parents and lots of look how well we can animate these GGI chipmunks and puns and pop songs for the kids'.

Personally, I think it is hilarious the way he said that line that was also in that other movie. I am a grown-up; ergo, an animated chipmunk saying "You talkin' to me?" is the height of hilarity.

Who the fuck is this guy?

Who the fuck are you?

I don't know

It's a theory in the same way gravity is a theory. Ask JukeboxHero.

And yeah, Nerf wasn't on it for long.

Oh wait you can't ask JukeBoxHero cause he's banned! Was I ever on the list Sousa? It seems like you'd have spitefully put me on there back in the bickering times.

Oh? Well carry on then

Where's my Flying Spaghetti Monster memorial?

lol, atheism.

A Thwimp is a Thwomp's larval form.

I thought that was canon.

But unlike Thwomps who only descend to attack, Thwimps constantly bounce around. Do they even sleep? Or are they like sharks? Which again brings me back to my original statement: Magikoopas made them.

He has been suspended by Goggles for a day. We'll see what he has to say for himself when he comes back.

So does this mean I can make another account posing as an Asian.

Yes

Noodles is awesome. He had me at "you're a bellend."

At least I'm not the one who fucks Bunsen burners.

No. American Pie is a bad film and you should feel bad.