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"alex34? Who is that? My name is Guy Incognito!"
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Can't everyone do that, though?
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Yes, but I can disappear idiots into the ether.
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"And your name?" "Rock Strongo" "Your REAL name?" "Lance Uppercut" "Okay, sign here Mr. Uppercut."
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GUYS DO NOT VOTE OUT SOUSA BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY SAID/DID IN THEIR LIFE; YOU MAY NOT AGREE BUT LET'S ALL BE ADULTS HERE AND JUST IGNORE THE COMMENTS. OKAY?
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Sousa, for he has yet to write U GON DIE III.
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I didn't even finish 2, what would 3 even be at this point.
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VOTE: SOUSA
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"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both." -Leonard Nimoy, 1931-2015
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I don't remember that tech
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That was the one where Kirk talks like a stroke victim and stands wonky.
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"If you remember pogs you were a true 90s kid." - Leonard Nimoy, 1931-Forever
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Ten years ago, we had Bob Hope, Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Albert Ethics in Video Games Journalism.
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TV. Went on a spry after killing the radio star.
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Thank fuck Kevin Bacon is still alive
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Also ten years ago we didn't have Johnny Cash nor Bob Hope as they died in 2003. CHECK YOUR FACTS, SOUSA :@
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Recruit Kony to fight ebola.
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Recruit Kroney instead.
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Misread this as 'Recruit Kony to fight the Ewoks.'
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Sousa, Kony references are my favorite thing. You've made my day.
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He can't hear you.
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It was the lack of breasts, I bet.
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"A Boy Called Sue" was initially called "A Man Called Anne" until someone informed Johnny Cash that Anne Frank was actually a girl.
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Besides the name change, the song is based on true events in Anne Frank's life.
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I had a good wank and now my wife is coming home early from work. Damn it.
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Mental image I did not need today. Or any other day.
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Why say wank?
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Sorry, I masturbated into a big mess of toilet paper is what I meant.
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The past tense form of "lead" isn't "lead." It's "led." "Lead," when pronounced like "led," can only mean a post-transition poor metal with the atomic number 82.
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If I could do that, I'd have done it years ago.
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I can't believe it has lead to this.
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I think we should start an EWB's Hottest Men thread where only, like... Srar, DoubleX, Kats, and Benji will vote.
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We need more gays.
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Fucking shirtlifters!
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GA lies, you don't need a shirt up to fuck a man's ass.
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None of the 2.21.11 jokes are funny. None of them. Fucking stop it.
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ROCK AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!!!
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Kid Rock? That was last year.
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He takes HARD
ROCK
and he mix it with the HIP
HOP
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Tremble in fear at our three different kinds of ships!
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That was Amy!
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Damn it! With my last breath, I curse Zoidbeeeeeerrrrrrggg
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You should've shot where we were going to be instead of where we were!
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The best thing to do is not respond to status update trolls.
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This is a good thing, but not the best thing. The best thing would surely involve chocolate. Or mexican food. Or sex. Or chocolate mexican food sex.
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Like wrapping your dick in a tortilla shell and drizzling it with Hershey's.
I think you're right. I think you're right.
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Who is who?
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You motherfuckers who start your lists at #10 and work up to #1 make this shit hard to tally. Swear to God. This is the sort of thing I notice when I'm tallying votes for something. Dum-dee-dum...
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The FINAL list will go from bottom to top. Nobody gives a shit about dramatic tension on your voting lists. Get over yourselves.
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Fine, fine, we suck - as long the list gets done.
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ONLY SOUSA IS ALLOWED DRAMATIC TENSION! RAWR!
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To balance out all the getting along that has started to happen on EWB over the last few days, I just wanted you all to know that you are the human equivalent of the water that runs off my crotch when I wash it after coitus. Fuck y'all. You guys are the worst.
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you'll be getting a visit from the Palin National Guard in a few days, sir. Do not resist.
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ESPECIALLY you, Tristy.
When I get laid tonight I'm going to wash with a cup under me. And then I'm going to file that cup away with a post-it note that says "YOU GUYS." And if my wife ever finds said cup I'm going to probably not be able to sensibly explain its existence.
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ur fat
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If I was a dictator, I'd be Joseph Ballin'.
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More like Aman Andumb...
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Just call me Mao Tse-Hung.
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Your swagger bill would be so high because it would always be on.
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The beast at Tanagra.
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Sousa, his back turnt.
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Sousa, his metaphors remarkably cogent, described by Metaphors Magazine as "the Mona Lisa of cogent metaphors."
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Temba, his arms wide!
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Boy you guys, that cat with dark marks around the eyes sure doesn't care for most things.
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Hey, Cloudy said the thing I was going to say! High five, on the flip side!
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Go to hell, Sousa!
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Honestly I've always thought grumpy cat is the feline version of Sousa
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Jason Mann from the Wrestlespective blog and I are going to be podcasting about the Hogan/Savage vs. Flair/Vader main event from Slamboree 1995. Should be fun.
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"Sousa should update his blog." "YEAH! I agree!" "Come on, do it..."
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All right, guys, pipe down.
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LIKE THIS POST IF YOU SUPPORT OUR TROOPS: http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=45340&view=findpost&p=922765
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You know what, actually, fuck the troops.
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Is this an American thing?
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NAY-T-O! NAY-T-O! NAY-T-O!
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I'm going to help Zero out here and remind you guys not to spoil things in the status box. Zero's not a big fan of fake spoilers, either, so yeah.
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I forgot that because I've been drinking. I figure I should be unconscious by about entrance #25.
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But that's when Doug Gilbert's coming out!
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Doug Gilbert missed his flight. He's being replaced by Paul Roma.
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I bet Obama is eating crow now that the Packers beat the Steelers in the Super Bowl.
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My favorite part was when Ben Rothlesburger took off his Steelers jersey to reveal a Packers jersey and went nuts with a chair.
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And then Ben raped Mike McCarthy?
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Steelers 17-7. I've seen it in a dream...
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Hey guys, you know what's cool? Making GLAAD jokes in The Ring.
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lol, the ring
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Don't get MAAD, get GLAAD?
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This was a triumph?
Wait, shit, I'm thinking of something else.
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More reasonable word filter: Zack Ryder -> Brett Major. I still stand by WrestleZone -> goatse.cx, though.
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I both approve and am deeply disturbed.
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Well, I never told you to google it.
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No, I knew what it meant beforehand; I'm just sorry it was brought up.
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From Now On You Shall Call Me Death!
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YOU CANT POSSIBLY BE DEATH. YOU'RE ENTIRELY TOO QUIET.
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Anyone Who Wants To Form An Alliance With The Grim Reaper, PM Me And We'll Work Something Out.
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SORRY SMOKES. TURNED YOUR HOURGLASS LAST WEEK. YOU'VE GOT A FEW YEARS LEFT YET.
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